I am just going to leave this here...

I tried Fire TV, Roku and Chromecast. Ended up going with Roku on all 3 TVs in my home.

I swear to god that not a single person who acted, directed or produced this movie had ever played or seen Mario Bros. the game before. I am still not sure what was worse. This or Street Fighter. 

Tell you what, bud. I’ll buy this car for you TONIGHT if you trade me for your S3.

As an avid Apex player who has never played Fortnite, I don’t understand something. Do you really have time to sit down and fish? I watch these Fortnite commercials and all I see is people dancing and building shitty looking houses. Is the pace just slower compared to Apex and PUBG?

Nintendo is doing OK right now, but I have to imagine for awhile (N64 and Gamecube years) they regretted screwing over Sony with the whole SNES CD-ROM fiasco. I mean, that is pretty much why the Playstation exist, right?

At the time, the PS3 was the best Blu-Ray player on the market because its software could be updated. Not to mention it was only $50 more than a standalone Blu-Ray player but could also play games. 

Looks legit to me! E-Z FINANCE BRUH!

I finally got an escape win tonight. I used Pathfinder and pretty much hid like a little bitch the entire round and only moved when absolutely necessary. Once the drop ship was about to land, I shot over my zip line and dropped right into the circle.

Semi related: Been playing the “Shadowfall” mode in Apex the past few days.It is fun as hell. Be sure to check it out.

Madden curse strikes again. 

The Bears should sign him and reunite him with Mark Helfrich.

I worked at Paramount’s Great America in Santa Clara, CA. I was an “Area Host” which is just a fancy name for someone who walks around with a broom and dustpan picking up trash. I also had the wonderful duty if picking up human vomit. The park was supposed to supply to me with a “human sanitary kit” which included…

So I loved pickled things. Eggs, beats, asparagus, cabbage, etc. I also LOVE cucumbers. But why is it that I HATE pickles?

Too bad the stadium is nowhere near the turquoise water, beautiful beaches and downtown coke dealers everyone associates Miami with.

Is that how much MR2s go for these days?

Let me guess.

This explains the large influx of new players on Apex yesterday. 

This is a great and I look forward to taking advantage of it, but I wish there was a “free explore” training mode that allowed you to roam around World’s Edge sans the “circle of death” and enemy players to learn the map better and practice offensive/defensive tactics with your friends. 

This comment should hit 1K+ by the end of the long weekend. Bravo to you good sir.