Yup, that monster is calling from inside the house.

Its the Gamestop of queerbaiting; We fans throw hundreds of dollars at something, we get maybe 30 bucks in return.

Its the Gamestop of queerbaiting; We fans throw hundreds of dollars at something, we get maybe 30 bucks in return.

Why would anyone ever wanna get jerked off with a super strong robot hand? That shit’s too dangerous, get a sextoy arm attachment like the MOTU Trapjaw figure.

The straights have a real fucking weird ideas of hetero-wash fanon queer characters, don’t they? Wonder Woman turns into a nun after banging one guy in WW1, then commits a sex crime with magic. Poe gets retconned into being a drug dealer with a girlfriend he abandoned. 

Yuuuup. Its more family friendly to have a guy marry and impregnate a woman 13 years his junior and later abandoning them than having two men of the same age to be in love.

Sounds like the guy is cribbing notes from Todd Phillips.

I liked the finale, but the entirety of the Flag Smashers subplot was almost Phase One and Two level of bad villain writing. Demonization of Leftist politics aside, their plans were frustratingly vague and none of them seemed to have much personality outside of cultish devotion to a mediocre leader who seems to be…

Lindsay Ellis misgendered someone? You’d think she’d be more caring about stuff like that after that video about the history of transphobia she made not long before.

I’ve been thinking about the Dora Milaje fight; Were they going to try to kill Walker and Hoskins? They didn’t look like they were fighting non-lethally and with spears, it’d be a matter of moments before they could’ve killed someone.

And going back to Walker, I have a feeling that somehow, he’s gonna get off scotfree…

That’s because Creed was the pre-crisis Joker in his younger days.

Speaking of religious stuff, I’ve just started watching some Morel Orel because I’ve heard described as a precursor to Bojack Horseman.

Not sure how to read your post, it comes off as a bit of a JAQ-off session, tbh.

They would, but they aren’t white men so...

I think the real reason behind this is that WB fucked up so bad, they can’t actually financially support New Gods or the Trench because of all the money they game the perpetually failing upwards Snyder.

Snyder turned the ultimate evil of the DCU into the drunken asshole who gets the shit kicked out of him in a Denny’s parking lot.

Anyone else see the clip of HBO Max’s Close Enough that made a joke about the movie and made me feel real old?

Ya, I heard that as well. Forget I said anything.

I’m betting Stallone is gonna voice Starro the Conqueror.

Speaking of Amazon Prime, I’ve been watching Jim Henson’s The Storyteller on there and I really love the show. I was just thinking that the Jim Henson Creature Shop could’ve done a remake of the Jean Cocteau Beauty and the Beast movie.