lazaruslongiii
Lazarus Long III
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Then they call you a bitch and blackball you. That doesn’t necessarily fly over well.

“Naturally, Lim walked away, and a few months later Chiarelli offered her half of his salary to reach some semblance of parity. She still said no, and now she’s my fucking hero.”

“Who am I? Why am I here?”

I used to drink to forget, but I realised I’d never survive that, so now I just watch ‘Terminator 3' to forget and it works just as well.

Outlander, we have your woman!!  OUTLANDER!!!

I can’t remember if the sequels were forgettable..........  

Jeopardy should be a cabinet department, IMO

So do you think they should just shut down Jeopardy! once he’s done? (retirement or otherwise) I thought that nobody could replace Bob Barker after TPIR, and I guess Drew has done an ok job, but this and Pat Sajak/Vanna White on Wheel of Fortune (maybe to a lesser degree) feel like shows you just need to bury

Dredd is such a gem! :)

“Paradoxically, wearing myself out exercising is the best way to recharge.”

I have two monitors—one vertical, one horizontal. Everything that’s office or communication-related (Slack, calendar, email) goes on the vertical monitor and stays active. All of my writing happens on the horizontal monitor.

And do we really want to see Serena play a top 5 seed in the first round? (I know the top 5 seeds don’t.) This is entertainment. Make it entertaining.

HamNo is the worst kind of white liberal asshole. He always knows what’s best, his shit never stinks, and if you don’t do what he tells you when he tells you, you’re the asshole. Isn’t this the guy who went to Howard because he “loved hip-hop?” Yeah. Fuck this guy.

You ever met a smart redneck?

I read a lot of King at the height of his 80's-90's popularity when I was waayyy too young to do so. My favorites were The Dark Half, Needful Things and The Dead Zone. I don’t think they get enough love.

Perfectly reasonable. If you don’t have the economic barrier and some people still don’t see you on their level, I imagine it would eventually eat away at you. Chris Rock has talked about the ridiculous amount of times he’s gotten pulled over for DWB despite being one of the more known celebrities of our time. When

some of the pain is likely head and neck related, because as they were being encouraged to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, the ceiling was being lowered.

It’s like the sobriety pledge in Dazed & Confused.

It depends. Damon might mutate from a liberal to another former-liberal rabidly right-wing Jon Voight type, at which point he’ll be entirely okay with any skeevy comments made at the expense of one of his daughters by his beloved President.