This is the least weird thing I’ve seen from Japan, and it’s still absolutely baffling.

I am legitimately not worried for MoMo. 12-year-old girls are mean as shit.

You mean the same charity that provided Tom Brady with the use of a $97k Audi S8?

A shady charity, you say...

Counter-Counterpoint: If it’s yellow YOU’RE NOT HYDRATING LIKE A CHAMPION!

Noooooo! Oh God, fuck, why? NO!

Plus you want your hands to stay clean for eating your nachos.

Counterpoint: this is terrible advice.

Pedroia was genuinely embarrassed by it. Haven’t felt this weird about the team since Pedro planted Zimmer.

Putting him on a stretcher could be even more dreadful.

I’m a little dismayed they didn’t put him on a stretcher. Watching them escort him off was dreadful.

“I hate that athlete but I’m a big enough person to hope they’re not dead”

You know what nobody’s said on their deathbed? “I wish I’d worked more.”

You're a jackass. This article didn't romanticize a thing. If anything, it made it sound like an even bigger nightmare than it already seemed. Get over your problems by yourself - it's not on you to mete out more punishment and scorn to someone who paid their price.

BRO. Chill out. He's directing you to his other writing because he would have to write a ten page essay to answer all your questions and he probably has already, somewhere else. If he spent his whole life defending himself to people like you, he couldn't make any progress on the work he wants to do now that he has his…

I can only suggest you read more of my work or work about me to understand how I feel about crime and atonement, since you are interested enough to have such strong opinions. But thanks for reading.

Claims to not give a fuck, but read the entire article anyway.

I think you raise some interesting questions. I think those questions are easily ignored because of how you have presented them.

He did his fucking ten years, what the fuck do you want? Where's your fucking decency?

You went somewhere, anyway.