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But if I buy a Casper mattress from Amazon, how will my favorite podcast receive credit

But if I buy a Casper mattress from Amazon, how will my favorite podcast receive credit

“Roux doesn’t belong in gumbo”

FUCK I wish I was as cool as cooljames

I wouldn’t complain about a lil oxy in my morning tea

Please stop the headlines formatted like this. Just tell us the price. “Buy an XXX for $XXX,” not “Buy an XXX for $X off.”

Please stop the headlines formatted like this. Just tell us the price. “Buy an XXX for $XXX,” not “Buy an XXX for $X

This is stupid. You get paid to write this crap? Don’t put your phone in your bavk pocket? Why, don’t you wipe your ass correctly or hwhut?

God if I have to hear the word “mindfulness” one more time I might kill myself.

This is a disingenuous representation of what it’s like to drive stick, which you clearly know how to do.

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Ads, not adds. It’s fucking ads, for fuck’s sake.

I Kinja’ed about this in another article about Discovery. Non-serialized TV was mostly a necessity back before Netflix and DVRs. Back then, if you missed an episode, you missed it. At least until it showed up again in a summer re-run or in syndication. Sure, VCRs have been a thing for a lot longer, but you had to

Serialization fixes the single worst thing about Star Trek; that nothing of significance ever happens. Every episode is wrapped up by the end and the characters come full circle.

I paid $1800 for a very realistic big tittied fuck doll. I’m happy.

I paid $1800 for a very realistic big tittied fuck doll. I’m happy.

This post literally gave me cancer.

No, no, no. Fucking stop.

You know, I love flying business, but a lot of times its hard to justify spending an extra $4000 on a ticket

Nah, it just costs $3 now

Not strongly. Why are you trying to take my olives away from me?