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Lazarou Monkey Terror
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I picture the drugs being very similar to Ser Heisenberg’s crystal meth...

Sam goes to wall. While he’s looking at his books Eddison Tollett says “Hey, what’s this horn about?”. He blows it, the wall crumbles.

Of course. The road runner speedily prepared a nice 5 course meal during which they discussed their mutual love for Post-Boom Latin American literature, and then afterwards laughed about all their adventures together through the years over brandy and cigars.

I thought the shivering sea freezing over was a hilarious twist! It fits right in with all of Martin’s historical references. Hadrian’s Wall, the Great Wall of China, etc., all just as impressive as they were pointless.

So, what happened to the coyote in that? He made it through, right?

Night King to Showrunners: “Tilt the camera 90 degrees and create a horizontal wall so that the boys and I can walk over it effortlessly. Understood?”

Isn’t the magic already broken? Or negated by flying? They’ve already brough a wight past the Wall. Or does the magic apply only to White Walkers, not their wights? Or are they like old school vampires, and can’t cross the Wall unless invited in some way?

You should not be able to defeat magic by loophole.

Noticed the last track on the Season 7 soundtrack is called “Winter Is Here”.....

That’s after they throw their sacks of drugs over and potentially hit Night’s Watch members on the head with said sacks.

The NK will load up with the Strongest ice zombies, fly over the wall, wreak havoc and open the gate from the other side. The end!!

Anyone else pissed at the sloppiness of this season?

I hope he is the one who ends up killing Danereys she hardly spent anytime with him or his brother she always rode Drogan.

Frankly, I’m disappointed to see the AV Club indulging in this kind of paranoid fantasising. If we devoted as much energy to promoting economic growth, stable elections, and human rights north of the Wall, none of this would even be an issue.

BAMF!

The fact that we don’t already know in book form still ruffles my feathers.

Typical FAKE NEWS from the FAKE Westerosi media. Once again,they neglect all of the wonderful work that Queen Cersei has done! She is trying to heel this relm and all this dishonest media wants to do is talk about these zombie immigrants and their stuff. SAD!

The ice dragon will jizz a ramp over the Wall like Iceman.