Their popularity mystifies me and I’m a middle-aged Southern white woman with questionable taste.

Wow.

I was JUST thinking that!! As soon as I wrote my comment I thought... wait... what if he shaves?!

No no no see when I had my abortion it wasn’t murder. Yours is totally murder though. And you should be put to death!!1!!11!

It never does. The pro-forced-birth agenda is about punishing women for having sex, not men. Men pressuring women to have abortions simply doesn’t appear on their radar, unless the dirty slut actually has the abortion, and then they violently hate her while still completely absolving the man.

Don’t do as I do, just do what I say should be the motto of the Republican Party.

They only like the second phrase of the second amendment. Wayne LaPierre has a framed petit point tapestry in his office that replaces that inconvenient phrase about well regulated militias with an ellipses.

Here in Texas I can’t buy a bag of weed which has killed no one. But there is a guy flipping a sign showing me where I can buy a fucking AR-15 in downtown Austin.

Kushner registering to vote.

This election proved there are family members I don’t need a relationship with. Just because we’re related doesn’t mean we need to spend time together or interact in any way.

Don’t discount the appointment of conservative justices to the Supreme Court. In my Republican Red neck of the woods (pun not originally intended but once I saw it I couldn’t bring myself to remove it), the most important thing is regulating a woman’s uterus. They’d put up with any dunce who was willing to do that.…

I’m going hiking tomorrow morning, but I also still plan to go for a run on Sunday morning. Thanks for inquiring after my exercise routine. It’s nice to know you care.

He is such a fucking embarrassment.

Oh PLEASE, assholes. PLEASE leave when someone kneels for the anthem. Games will be so much better without you.

As though Joe Schmoe from New Palestine, Indiana who went to the School of Hard Knocks with a profile photo of himself in camo cargo shorts holding a fish should be privy to all of the information being gathered in a criminal investigation

Oh yeah I see his regularly with people on local news Facebook stories. You know, the salt of the earth REAL Americans. Their take is that this story is all a bunch of hooey because WHERE’S THE PROOF? I don’t see any proof of this so it’s all obviously made up by Hillary and George Soros. As though Joe Schmoe from New…

The guy that plays her husband looks like it could be her dad....PLOT TWIST?!

The kids a lost cause. Give it to him.

Put out a mediocre song, apparently.