I haven’t ever ONCE been down there and not seen some bro playing with that bull’s balls. So much integrity. 

Yerp.

I didn’t go to my college graduation ceremony but I would have gone to this one just to walk out on Pence.

A group of women in a small village in India’s Assam province advise Piazza to maintain reasonable expectations for marital bliss and to incorporate a practice of gratitude in her daily life

I really don’t worry that much about my marriage failing. Maybe it’s because I never thought I would get married in the first place.

I automatically assume that anyone who identifies as republican is a scum-bag.

You seem to have more faith in our voters than they deserve. I don’t think the people who vote straight GOP will care as long as they get to vote against “libtards”

Fuck that, I hope they all burn in a literal fire. Not some fairy tale hell version of fire.

I am so disgusted with our country. Republicans keep getting rewarded for putting their greed over helping the country. They faced no consequences for bullshit Iraq war, they faced no consequences for 8 years of intense racism aimed at Pres Obama, and I have no faith in our voters to hold these fuckers accountable for…

The NFL is such a fucking dumpster fire at this point. Every single day one of their players beats up a woman, or rapes someone, or drives drunk. As a football fan it makes me sad.

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

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an annoying or troublesome person, thing, or situation

Ha ha ha ha......I’m gonna guess your kid never played baseball. There are dads I barely speak to after a couple of seasons of that shit.

Further proof that when you have a kid, you become a worse version of yourself in service of sculpting your child’s best self.

I admire Pence for coming up with this common sense solution to a very real problem.

Raise your hand if you’re SO tired of the bullshit.

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