I haven’t ever ONCE been down there and not seen some bro playing with that bull’s balls. So much integrity. 

Yerp.

I didn’t go to my college graduation ceremony but I would have gone to this one just to walk out on Pence.

A group of women in a small village in India’s Assam province advise Piazza to maintain reasonable expectations for marital bliss and to incorporate a practice of gratitude in her daily life

I really don’t worry that much about my marriage failing. Maybe it’s because I never thought I would get married in the first place.

The official excuse given for denying tubal ligation is that doctors don’t want to be sued by women who later regret permanent birth control, but most women who are refused the service say it’s because the doctor insists they’ll probably want children later... or should leave the option open, even if they have no…

I automatically assume that anyone who identifies as republican is a scum-bag.

You seem to have more faith in our voters than they deserve. I don’t think the people who vote straight GOP will care as long as they get to vote against “libtards”

Fuck that, I hope they all burn in a literal fire. Not some fairy tale hell version of fire.

I am so disgusted with our country. Republicans keep getting rewarded for putting their greed over helping the country. They faced no consequences for bullshit Iraq war, they faced no consequences for 8 years of intense racism aimed at Pres Obama, and I have no faith in our voters to hold these fuckers accountable for…

The NFL is such a fucking dumpster fire at this point. Every single day one of their players beats up a woman, or rapes someone, or drives drunk. As a football fan it makes me sad.

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

noun nui·sance \ˈnü-sən(t)s, ˈnyü-\
an annoying or troublesome person, thing, or situation

Ha ha ha ha......I’m gonna guess your kid never played baseball. There are dads I barely speak to after a couple of seasons of that shit.

Further proof that when you have a kid, you become a worse version of yourself in service of sculpting your child’s best self.

I admire Pence for coming up with this common sense solution to a very real problem.

Raise your hand if you’re SO tired of the bullshit.