Mein Nipple Clamphf?

Hahaaa, I saw those poor wee snowflakes all stranded and invisible and ignored down there... what a scream. There’s one who’s posted the same thing 3 or 4 times, stamping his little hooves and basically howling “Pay attention to meeeee!! Y arnt u bitchez payin attenshun 2 meeeee??!!”

The grey-trolls are SO mad, y’all. It’s like next-level mansplaining. lol Go die in a fire.

Eww, you married a poor guy? Gross. /s

Hey here’s a fun thing; consider what kind of world we’d be living in if 2009 had opened with the following headlines.

I’m starting to wonder what’s right with people.

six years on one count of violating Georgia’s street gang act

thats because racism has not only been legitimized, its been deemed patriotism.

So republicans?

Or as our esteemed former pres said, “there’s a saying in Tennessee—well, it’s a saying in Texas, probably Tennessee—fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, won’t get fooled again.”

If I went down on someone who tasted like Brie... I would stop going down on them...

100% of the time, i’m right every time.

Hey when it’s windy, those ponchos can sure be a pain in the ass to put on lol

He makes Dubya look like a fucking Rhodes scholar. This is the same Dubya who didn’t know how to put on his rain poncho at the inauguration.

I’d like Arnold Schwarzenegger to play Kellyanne Conway.

Do the old gimmick of having Trump look in the mirror. Baldwin plays Trump; Rosie O’Donnell plays the reflection.

okay, now we NEED Rosie to play Bannon...

IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH