I mean hes doing his best Goebbels impersonation and Elon is still less likable... its fucking remarkable.

Not hard to imagine when you look at how few people from the last fucked up term have come back for more

Exactly.  I don’t know about you but if I had that much fucking money I would’t be wasting my time in politics.  If it were me I’d be on my island in the Carribean or lounging on the beach in Timmomotos.  

You really hit the nail on the head with your statement about them both having the same daddy issue.

Heck, imagine being so unlikable that people who work for Donald J. Motherfucking Trump are like “wow.”

But... I thought he was too busy running all his companies to even go to his court dates. How’s he got all this time to let Trump cheat at golf? And what’s that smell? Could it be a huge pile of weapons-grade bullshit?

That really is saying something ...

But it would be hilarious to watch them bicker if the fate of the county didn’t hang in the balance

Just what the world needs, a couple of complete losers at the helm who’s only goals are popularity because their daddies spent too much time banging the baby sitter instead of throwing catch.

Agree except for one thing - with a CT they absolutely can get away from you, all they need to do is go over a small puddle or into a car wash.

This, I think I heard about one years ago, though it might have been a hoax, was a guy rigging up a shot gun to blast an intruder. It did and I think he ended up charged with attempted murder.

This is why I have zero interest in renting out my car, my house, my horse, or literally anything else I own. People will just destroy it all without a second thought.

As lil John once said, “don’t start no shit, there won’t be no shit.”

Correct. “Man traps” are generally illegal, even on your own property.

The legal question of whether or not you can get away with setting traps on your property and injuring an intruder have long been settled, and it doesn’t end well for the homeowner setting the traps. 

Booby trapping your property with explosives would likely result in felony charges.  Just follow Mark Rober’s lead and make some stink/glitter bomb packages.

That sounds about right. If the driver was the owner, I could see a “deliberate wreck” might rule out insurance, but since they were renting insurance ought to pay the owner, then go after the renter unless there’s something in the rental agreement that affects that. It looks like the driver basically admitted to…

In this case, yes, the Turo insurance should cover this, IMHO (but I would not be surprised if they worm their way out of it). The insured is the owner of the truck, they are in the business of renting them, and it’s not like you can vet who is going to decide to be a vigilante with your truck. So Turo should pay out…

$30,000 in damage to save a $20 Etsy necklace! Huzzah!

Y’all keep asking, but the answer is obvious: