I don’t think anyone could do that scene better than Michael Keaton. 

Every once in a while, on a nice crisp autumn or early spring day, nothing beats the feeling for me of having all the windows down and jamming to some tunes. Nothing besides a convertible of course, but 3 little kids, humid summers and a wife who hates the sun cured me of that bit of fun. 

More to the point, I think respect and sportsmanship are important, but getting pissy about it if you don’t get the amount of respect YOU think you deserve is just as immature, if not more so. It’s like the boss who has to constantly remind everyone that he should be respected, which means he really deserves none.

Really solid analysis. It’s always about capturing maximum value under the demand curve. That said, I feel like many teams are probably just poorly run and/or run by irrational sociopathic failsons. Nothing planned about anything they do.

Around 2-4% of gross over the past 3 years (different cars) 

Only if there’s no video

Good riddance

Buying up exclusives to a curated portfolio of high quality mobile games seems like a good use of Apple’s >$250 billion cash pile (and won’t even make a dent in it), while simultaneously providing revenue certainty for the chosen developers. Death to microtransactions!

I’d be a lot more willing to believe the car will come out if the ceo didn’t make idiotic statements like “we consider ourselves to be totally unique” and “a Wiesmann will never lose its value”. Classic vaporware hyperbole.

Repeat after me - the money you spent on aftermarket mods is a sunk cost, not something you can recoup at sale. I don’t care how cool you think it looks, the mods can only SUBTRACT from resale value.

Y’all, I’m pretty sure the experienced auto journalist understands damn well why the proportions are what they are and why the sense of shock and awe inspired by the RR sedans doesn’t translate to SUV land. Maybe if the post was filed under satire people would get it...? #mansplaining

I came expecting comedy gold, but the comments on this post have been even more phenomenal than I expected. Brava!

+1 Reindeer Games

Wow never saw that one. Props to JK for actually playing along with that.

1978 *sobs*

But really the current style is terrible and Ash looks like a middle aged pervert as a 10 yr old.

This kind of deep, down and dirty journalism is why we love your work David. That and your insane capacity for self punishment vis a vis car projects.

Dude you’re missing the point ENTIRELY. Even if we give full credit to your “Manny’s always been a Miami guy and he deserves the chance to go to his dream job” explanations, and I’m not wholly unsympathetic, he doesn’t then get to demand a level of loyalty and commitment from his recruits that even most other psycho…

I was really worried about and annoyed by the move from TouchID to FaceID but I’ve actually gotten pretty used to it. It would be nice to have both options though.

GTA Online in a nutshell too