I'm also from Tennessee, now living in the PNW, and I get the "but you don't have an accent!" thing ALL. THE. TIME. and it is absolutely because I've worked on getting rid of it. Talk to me after a few drinks or an hour on the phone with my Knoxville girlfriends and I'll have one, but for the most part, I try to avoid…

If your line-up can't handle a couple games without a key player, you probably have bigger problems to address.

I can't decide whether to blame him or the gays. It's probably both.

Say goodbye.... to these.

Yes! I would also accept the Pit of Despair.

I keep going back to what it must be like for that teenager to have to try to find the strength to speak up and fight back in that situation. He was literally fist fighting his stepfather when cops showed up.

KHOU caught up with the boy's stepmother, picking up her kids (she has five in total and is currently pregnant) from school. She told their news crew the story was not true.

That's my father-in-law. I try my best to minimize going out to restaurants with him. I cringe when my husband introduces him to our favorite restaurants because I'm worried he'll abuse the staff; once I asked him if we were allowed back at our favorite sushi joint after a lunch outing. (He "only" made a few mild…

Note: Some people maybe just had a bad day and want to yell at someone about something.

I had a similar outlook when I was serving. If it was a legitimate complaint or request, I'd do my absolute best to fix it. If someone is being a dick for the sake of being a dick, I'd send out our dickiest manager to deal with them, whose nickname was Russell the Love Mucsle. No joke.

I always loved rationalizing with the really irrational ones.

As a veteran bridesmaid, let me throw this out there re: #10. Do NOT buy me a nice gift to thank me. I love you; I'm happy to be here, it's why I agreed to be your bridesmaid in the first place, and I do not need a memento—I have 300 pictures of myself at your wedding to remember it by. If you really want to do…

15. Don't take money from anyone for the wedding if you don't want them to have a say in the proceedings.

Spongebob lives in city called "Bikini Bottom": Coincidence? I think not.

This is actually indicative of the new trend happening amongst young Tumblr professionals these days, which is "labia gap." The idea is that your vaginal lips must be positioned to form a sort of upside-down horseshoe; the wider the horseshoe, the more cachet among your fellow teen bloggers. There is training that you…

I'm actually surprised at how much I want to see this movie because it seems like you're typical romcom, which I despise. But I guess I like this movie because instead of directing their anger towards each other, their directing it towards someone who deserves it, and I love how this situation has made them bond with…