SO MANY FEELS. Christ, I love this city.

Just when I was about to give up all hope of humanity... right in time, Jez. Thanks.

Yes genius that's exactly what I mean. This is a serious article about serious sex tips and not based on an observation I had that one time many moons ago when my ex boyfriend and I smoked weed and watched the VS fashion show and laughed at the whole thing because it was the funniest shit ever.

Isn't she one of those funny black women SNL has so much trouble finding?

"All of this..., has a setting. It's set to men."

This my friends is an example of what is wrong with sports

I thought it strange how at no point did administrators specify that he was prevented from bringing a purse to class because "it is the belief of Kansas school system that traditional gender roles should be strictly enforced and boys should not be allowed to act feminine."

YO, IMMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT KANYE WEST HAD THE MOST HYPERBOLIC RANT OF ALL TIME. OF ALL TIME!!!

Dear Literal Person:

Well, there's also some evidence that Scientology was founded solely as a commercial venture in the first place. I'm sure you can argue that other religions function that way now, but this is from its inception.

Because it's a chance to shit on women. Are they covering the endless disgusting shit that Redditors and 4Chan users say all day fucking long? No, but some casually catty comments about ugly babies coming from women is news.

Are you kidding me? Why on earth did this make the news, even Fox news? Ugly babies exist. People make fun of them behind their parents' backs. People are not 100% nice all the time. This is a normal thing. What's next, a report about how some guy made fun of the way another guy threw a ball?

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Really? Because the last paragraph says exactly the opposite in plain terms.

When reached for additional comment, Fox stated, "Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding."

Actually, "abortion machinist" is one of the few blue-collar jobs left in America today.

I'm still baffled that this man managed to convince three separate women to fucking marry* him.