I used to wait tables at the biggest, nicest country club in my hometown. There was a 90 year old Vietnam vet (he was a Colonel rank at the time and rumor has it he has confirmed knife kills. Yikes.) who ate dinner in the bar every night. He had a penchant for pinching, though I managed to maintain a wide enough…

LOL

LOL. I hate it so much.

"If I could afford J. Crew"

Oh gawd, my BFF even pulled this with me. She's like a 6 1/2 and I'm a 9 1/2 and she made reference to the "man shoes" area. I was like umm why don't you pause and think about what you just said, girl who happened to be born looking like a Barbie doll.

Yup I used to assume I needed an 10-11 like my mom and sister (who are both 6'0", while I'm 5'8"). Turns out I'm actually a 9 1/2. They are jealous.

Shit, the last time I went to the physical store to try stuff on, I could not fit into any of their bottoms. Pants, skirts, nothing. And I am generally a 12-14 at almost any other store. Hope this means I can buy a damn skirt or two now.

What kind of doctor is Dr. A Blow, exactly? An analrapist?

Right, render unto Caesar that which is Caesar's and shit.

None of this outweighs the bullshit (you know, rape, murder, enslavement, stealing land and natural resources - NBD, right?) that has accompanied white supremacy and colonialism. Bye.

I'm aware. I happen to think the rest of what white people have done to POC overshadows that. But nice try with the attempt at a get out of white guilt free card.

You make it sound like women expect to walk up to the CEO of Hobby Lobby with receipts for their BC and be directly reimbursed out of his fucking personal checking account. Health insurance is an earned benefit. The woman is getting it by being a working taxpayer, not by sitting on a couch eating bon-bons in between…

Really? Because I despise my current employer and have been trying to choose a different employer for a year now with little success. What's your secret?!!?

The point being that women are being forced to pay out of pocket for a medication/medical treatment that, much like fucking antibiotics, nearly all of them will use at some point in their lives. It's a basic part of health care for women, but somehow because men's and women's health care needs are different, this…

Oh no, talking about white people that way totally reinforces racists beliefs that prop up a system of job discrimination, voter suppression, and police brutality against white people!

"It's so terrible how white people went around the world doing awful things like GETTING RID OF SLAVERY."

Clearly no woman could have arrived at the decision entirely on her own and could be satisfied with that decision. Nope, just a bunch of wilting flowers who need their unsolicited "advice." God, fuck off forever, antichoice assholes.

Yeah, there were always Stars hockey players that went to my high school. Shockingly, none of them were in my AP classes, so I was spared any interaction. But I hear they were, er, delightful.