Right, didn't she spend the war in Holland being malnourished?
In case you're not joking, Closing Time isn't by Third Eye Blind. I gotta admit, I love their self-titled album. Couldn't care about any of their subsequent shit though.
Fred Phelps was a disbarred attorney.
Had I photographed each of the wedding dresses I saw over the course of two summers as a banquet captain at a "country club" in Nebraska (ca. 2004-2005), I'm sure there would be a strong contender somewhere in the album.
I've fucked men from the Marines, Army, and Navy. Never did snatch up a Coast Guard or Air Force dude before becoming monogamous. Damn it.
We are not stereotyping all men here, bucko. We are saying that what you are doing, which is saying "BUT IM ONE OF TEH GOOD GUYZ" is a distraction from the real conversation. Yes, we get it. Not all men are misogynistic assholes. I know lots of wonderful men. I date one, I have one for a dad, one for a brother, and I…
Christ. If you can't even read and listen to the point of YesAllWomen, go shit your defensive, willfully ignorant nonsense elsewhere.
Feel free to use your maleness to call these attitudes out. Men like you can be powerful allies, since obviously these dudes are not so inclined to concern themselves with lady-opinions. Plus, when other guys look the other way with respect to bad behavior, rape jokes, harassment, etc. it validates the guys who would…
Most of my restaurant experience came from working at a country club where all the old money people in my town went. A pretty significant number of those people also went to the church where I was raised, which has surprisingly liberal theology. Of course, most of the CC members were very conservative but that had…
A Reading from the Book of Jim Flowers
I have to wonder if the reason he couldn't get any girls is because he totally set off their alarm bells. Sometimes you can just sense that a guy is bad news.
Lincoln native, Omaha resident, Husker sports enthusiast/lunatic. Fuck. Yes. GBR!
Hey, I think Lorne Michaels' cat's name is Steve. Don't ask how I know that...because I don't remember.
Dorky old white people names make the best pet names.
Freewalker? Sounds like Luke and Leia's embarrassing cousin or something.
Boy me was to be Jordan Christopher. I was decent as basketball as a kid, so I imagine boy me would have been too. Conclusion: This name likely would have been a boon to me in elementary school at the height of the Bulls dynasty.