Perhaps Mr. Taranto's "flexibility" on the whole consent thing is related to...well, I can only speak for myself, but I for one would rather fuck my own toejam than that creep. I'd speculate he has a hard time coming upon consensual sexual partners that don't require inflation or payment.

"So cynical and horrible"

It sucks, because his commentary on other topics is great. Quit being reactionary towards women, you freaking d-bag. You're not really better than the people whose views you so effectively eviscerate.

Agree. Jesus f'ing Christ. Bill Maher had a "hilarious" tweet before game 1 of the NBA finals, something along the lines of "tell your girlfriend Eva Longoria's ex is playing Gabrielle Union's boyfriend."

(pats you on the head) Okay, sweetie.

Does it need to be reiterated? NOT everyone over size 12 is obese or has health problems (I'm a size 14; I'm also 5'9", hourglass shaped, and have big boobs. I am nowhere near obese and do not have weight-related health problems). Go sit on a cactus until you improve your reading comprehension and gain 3-5 shreds of…

Um, THANK YOU. I'm tall and fairly normal but can't fit into a single pair of pants at J. Crew because of my shape/where I carry my weight/not being 5'fucking2".

look mommy, look at all the privileged

"We don't even have a private jet anymore? What's next, the cover of "I'm Poor" Magazine?" -Lindsey Bluth Funke

I am having a George Bluth/ice cream sandwich-esque love affair with this GIF.

Best use of that Marsellus Wallace quote evah.

No fucking shit. Republicans love them some double-binds for teh wimmenz.

Wasn't he talking about how back in the day, the brilliant women who would otherwise be doctors/lawyers/etc were relegated to teaching? Ugh, my fucking boss was talking about this; he obviously lamented these days - to me, his young, female associate attorney. He also seemed confused when I was offended. This is a…

I feel I must defend the grid system of pizza apportionment. It offers a variety of different cuts for a variety of pizza eaters and appetites. Sometimes you want that tiny corner piece. As someone who leaves crusts behind, I relish those interior, crustless pieces.

His wife is actually the GOP governor's Director of Policy Research.

Heh - I prefer "sound like ignorant middle schoolers" myself, followed by a "grow up and be considerate of others." Ugh. Hate hate hate that word.

Yeah, I think Forever 21 or Urban Outfitters would probably be more accurate.

Facebook = family shit, babies, bragging about vacations, awkward comments/likes from older relatives/randoms. Plus the fact that a Facebook account is sooo identifiably you.

pain au chocolate, done and done.

Have you been zeroing in on my brain waves, Tracy Moore?