Dude that Marquis is dope as all hell.

It doesn’t help when absolutely any policy that the elite in power disagree with is labelled “socialism.” 70% marginal tax rate? Socialism. $15 minimum wage? Socialism. Net neutrality? Socialism. Health care for all? Socialism.

I love this new wave of definitely not trolls that are approved commenters on here.

For instance, the polling found that “socialism” had a net positive rating, while “capitalism” had a net negative rating.

yeah, i didn’t get the connection between the wall & valentine’s day, either. i guess his mother’s day cookies will say “global warming-nope” & his christmas cookies will say “we hate abortions.”

Sadly, that’s the general consensus in the USA. People believe that punishment is an exceptional deterrent; yet even the DOJ repeatedly admits that the severity of punishment has no bearing on the actual breaking of laws.

“If they didn’t want to get raped/eat rancid food/die from the cold/die from the heat/be used as slave labor than they shouldn’t have broken the law!”

Pus Butter is the name of my new folk quintet.

I’m in the midwest. Reactions here will range from “who?” to “his name sounds Jew-y.”

Oh hell no, they wear everything available for practice.

I was going to be all nonchalant and hit you with the sarcastic “cool story bro”.

DREW!

I don’t have a clever, Deadspinny thing to say here, all the other commenters have that covered. It was great to read a Magary column. He’s an inordinate part of my media diet. And although I missed him every Tues and Thurs, it's worth noting that I was wasting as much time in his absence with all the other Deadspin…

I decided to do the “no sleeves tough guy” routine once in 2006 when we played at Chicago. The temperature on the field was 5 degrees, with windchill it was -10ish.

Of all the things to do while recuperating, for Drew to subject himself to reading GREGGGGGGGGGGGG’s columns shows his true passion and commitment to the job. FULL OF GRIT, the man is.

DREW I HELD MY POOP IN FOR WEEKS WAITING FOR YOU TO COME BACK SO I CAN HAVE A GREAT MOMENT IN POOP HISTORY

EXCUSE ME BUT A DREW MAGARY POST IS HAPPENING NOW? THIS IS A GREAT DAY.

Wow, that was some real Texas bullshit. I hope this attorney creams the entire state in court.

As a weak nerd, I have the approximate arm-strength of a fifth-grader.

Per my employment contract, I’m not allowed to do anything with minor’s nipples.