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White guy reporting in. Cam Newton is great. I love to see someone having fun.

I redirected her attention to the cheerleaders and mascot.

That’s just an R-line. It’s still got the same 200 hp engine as the standard Tiguan. Which is to say it’s still slow, sucks gas, and is a relatively shitty car.

7 hp?

There is absolutely nothing wrong with telling Seahawks fans to suck it.

Your head is going to stick out of the top of the miata. I’m 6’5” and almost my entire head clears the top of the windshield.

Technically the placenta is the baby’s organ, not the mother’s. But agreed.

I know. Deklan is a terrible name.

I think it’s more about being rich enough that you have a private helicopter service with the ability to cart you around the same way plebeians use Uber.

I find the lack of Christmas cheer in your comment offensive. You should consider revisiting it with maybe 30-40% more “ye olde,” “hallelujah” and “baby jesus” references, please.

“I’m not a Christan asshole...” You’re absolutely right, you’re just a regular, garden-variety asshole. Lighten up, Francis.

“I’m not a Christan asshole”
“Liberal groupthink”

Sure buddy. Whatever you say.

Someone was coddled as a child. ;)

You know you fucked up when Philadelphia has the moral high ground

We’ve heard that one from the Germans before, no? ~_~

Bridgewater went to slide and the dude pivoted and changed direction so he could hit him. It’s 100% dirty.

Where did you get the idea that commenters here think that killing a child is okay?

Revolver... ;-)

+1

nice tweet by King at the end, a season saver. good for him, he needed that.