German Motors - got it!

They own a Dodge dealership, which explains the ghastly tackiness of this rather vulgar display.

There’s a remarkably even split here between people who have opinions based on flawed second-hand knowledge, and people who have good taste.

I dunno... my first iPhone was free with my wireless account and I still have it running as an iPod in one of my cars. I replaced it withe a ‘free upgrade’ after five years; the replacement phone lasted for years and then died of a ‘known battery issue’ so Apple sold me a brand-new one for $90, which I”m still using.

Because it’s BRASS!

That bike-seat ain’t gonna sniff itself, mister!

Sweet! Thanks, Bradley.

How weatherproof are those dashboards?

*heels

That ‘61 Ford was body-on-frame; they called it a unibody because the bed and cab were of a piece. It was not a unibody in the modern sense.

“Mommy? Why does Daddy’s car smell like pancake batter?”

You’re describing a 50,000 mile motor.

My misplaced sense of charitable optimism?

Dude is lying/shitposting/delusional. Pick 2.

Then you understand that what you’re describing, in today’s market, will cost more than that. Which sucks, but...

Your ability to insert two straw men into the conversation is impressive.

HAHAHA eat my dick, Ford.

A loaded Ram 1500 stickers at $78,000.00. A Lexus LS500 stickers for $76,000 and there’s a Mercedes CLS450 for $79,000 down the road; either of those make the Ram look like, well, a Dodge truck.

I’ve ridden in and driven a top-trim 2020 F350 and while it is a really nice truck, it’s a truck. It’s not a luxury car; it doesn’t ride like one or drive like one. Leather and cameras and features and all, it’s... well, it’s a truck.

Our new CUV is available in 50 shades of gray. Mainly to remind you that driving it is punishment.