$100 to the first person who gets a plug-in hybrid Prius to Rubicon Springs and back.

The value of a car like this in California is that, as a pre-1998 diesel passenger vehicle, it is smog-exempt. You can do ANYTHING to it without worrying about CARB coming to squash your fun. If the body, frame, and interior are truly mint and you want to build a pro-touring El Cabamino this is probably as good a…

No report of shots fired - call was for ‘man with a gun.’

I just need to say that she also looks a LOT like Glenn Danzig, which ain’t gonna make the rest of her life any more enjoyable.

I mean, in my career as a criminal defense attorney I’ve found that the police generally detain their potential suspect and drive the victim over to say “Yeah, that’s the guy” or “Who the hell is that?” but what do I know.

5.2 pounds per horsepower?  Ye GODS!

The last thing the world needs is Concentrated Texan.

300 hp motor out of the Neon SRT-4 would fit and rip.

Prowler with a Cummins swap FTW.

You’re the Jon Snow of automotive journalism.

So, Liam Neeson.

Goodness, but you’re a tetchy little thing.

I’ve been ON the Golden Gate Bridge, more than once, when a helicopter flew beneath it.

ALLEGED bona fides.

“Way to commit ELDER ABUSE, you sadistic MONSTER!”

He has no advice. No way to know if he actually has a wife who is a trained, board-certified psychiatrist who’s spent the last 20 years working with the elderly in these settings, but it seems like the sort of thing one would lead with if that’s what one’s basing an opinion on...

As a criminal defense attorney, I find your re-stating this hilariously stupid and uninformed position vis-a-vis elder abuse even more hilariously stupid.

As a criminal defense attorney, I find your position vis-a-vis elder abuse hilariously stupid and uninformed.

Mmmm... bumpers...

I think that the plausible, consistent explanation is “The car won’t start.” There’s not a lot to reconcile, is there?