I don’t think it’s unfortunate at all. The man worked diligently to maintain and sustain the status quo of wage-slave woe; he was a big part of the problem, and he up and got himself killed. If anything, his death is a tragicomedy - a Fortune 500 version of Dave Chappelle’s “When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong.”

That’s gorgeous.

“Flashlight.”

If it makes anyone feel better - or worse! - the LED Narva 165 Watt ULTIMA 215 draws 13.8 amps at 12 volts.

165 watts, 12.4 amps at 13.2 volts.

Our four cars are 3, 19, 26, and 41 years old.

I mean, it’s been 155 years since they got their reb ass whooped and they still think they’re gonna rise...

As a white dude, I really really wish I could disown this backwoods tragedy.

I want one soooooo bad...

As a lawyer, I advise you to stick to cars.  Also, good luck!

As a husband, I support your decision.

I can’t think of a more fitting end for either a Bavarian Mini or a French YouTuber.

The two-door roofline looks more like a Jeep J-10 than a Jeep J-10.

Lemme fix that headline:

Having owned one in 1986 when I was only about 6'2" and barely fit in it then, Crack Pipe.

You’d be clean too, if you spent all your time getting fixed at the dealership.

AH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH

“And then, your honor, the... um... the Monroe County Human Rights Commission member, well, he INSTIGATED, is what he did! Our only hope was to try to lynch him...”

Max sentence, max parole, with a 4-way search and no alcohol, drugs, or firearms allowed AT ALL.

*LOLs at your self-serving attempt to re-engineer “And I am cool with that” into something that reflects poorly on me.*

Your own words - “he goes to jail, is humbled, is made into someone’s bossy bottom, and never is heard from again, I am okay with that” - say you are cool with prison rape. Don’t justify it; acknowledge it and get better.