And yet, here you are apologizing for their insistence that we spend extra money to make it easier for them to ‘solve crimes’ like speeding, car-pool violations, speeding, running red lights, and speeding. 

Is it too late for “What will Nissan axe them?”

No more pathetic than people whining about how awful it is to oppose a law that does nothing other than to make motorists pay out-of-pocket to make life marginally easier for our police, who already effectively enjoy carte blanche to do whatever they want and routinely get away with any and every offense you can name…

I‘ve gotta ask if 140 kilobyte-feet of torque is a lot, because it would take a lot of yank to drag this catastroturd into the Nice Price Zone.

Cats ALWAYS hurl that nasty-ass shredded/extruded food. The blame lies with the owner.

 Al Qaeda Raptor-Force!

Why are people obsessed with a beverage? Either because it is actually dangerously addictive, or because they are empty, shallow little things adrift in the world like dandelion seeds and they cling like limpets to any thing, no matter how mundane and base, that distracts them from the gnawing certainty that their…

My mother drove a 929, and it was a really impressive car at the time. I’ve always wanted to check out a Millenia.

My 9-year-old son doesn’t go to church, but he does wear my t-shirts sometimes. Maybe I’ll sue Weezus for infringement...

The burn so nice you typed it thrice?

Ah, yes... all those tons and tons and tons - and tons - of pea-gravel, decomposed granite, road-base, broken-up shale, excavated soil, and builder’s sand that I’ve hauled in the last 15 years sure would have been a joy to load into and out of a GOD DAMNED VAN, you tinny little twit.

I’M more interested in putting this powertrain into a Colorado...

I really want to slide this entire chassis and powertrain underneath a 1996 Buick Roadmaster wagon and see what the performance and economy looks like. Paint it metallic rootbeer brown and that just might be my ‘forever car.’

The fuck is “Angry Orchard,” and how do I continue to avoid it?

Somewhere without smog laws.

If those poor officers were EMPOWERED, they would have shot and killed every person with a water bottle. 

Velu Rathakrishnan pulled a 574,964 lb train with his TEETH; Ford’s gotta try harder to get my attention.

You taught Mr. Tracy something about Jeeps that doesn’t relate to esoteric and lamentable roadside repairs!

That was a strong contender, but they’re just a little too... modern? Refined? Not-redneck?

Four square meters is a big-ass roof for a car - that’s 6'8" a side. A crew-cab pickup truck, sure - but a midsize passenger car?