Hi, I'm the cosplayer (Chell).

Yes.

what the article fails to mention he is actually teaching a class on Quackology.

Professor Dong was Wong?

Pro tip: There are *only* negative Wii-U stories.

Here' my favorite time I was trolled. Halo 2. Been playing with this group for hours. No headsets, just silent teamwork. Headlong was the map. Match start. I hop in the gunner of a Hog as soon as I start since I spawn right behind it. One of the other guys hops in the driver seat. He pulls forward, and immediately…

Notice how there is no longer any negative comments against your moronic stories since they let you censor them all? Just like you won't publish this one, right you horseface cow?

Oh great! Now can someone do "Thirten Types of Ridiculous Patricia Hernandez articles?"

No. Probably not, because you only write one type.

You can sink hours but I agree about playing short bursts. It just depends on your gaming attitude. Playing for many hours seems like a grind sometimes in this game. Especially because it uses a real world clock. The shop will start with 5 items and you have to wait till the next day to see new items. People lack new…

Blame corporate. If it was up to the employees we'd probably keep them. I still keep them for most expensive titles and for games that are hard to find (ie 999, World Ends With You). I still don't understand why we don't..

No console is ever obsolete.

How did Vanille and Serah make it in here? They're nothing compared to Lightning!

Every once in a while, if I have a particularly lazy weekend where I read a book, see a TV show or a movie, read a graphic novel and play a video game, all over a one- or two-day stretch, I lament how I've spent my free time with other people's stories, instead of working on my own. But that's my escape — I'm jumping…

don't you fucking condescend to me, i know what i am... and every move i make is deliberate and thoughtfully calculated so i am never wrong.