Yeah that's true. Except for the finishing blow, attacks don't seem to have any effect on enemies besides a drop in HP. There should be some staggering physics at play there. Maybe mods could fix that as well?

I maxed out my character, started over a few times, but I've never finished the main quest. I think it's at least partially due to my complete and utter disinterest in the setting.

Try a different style of combat. Try archery, stealth, magic, or swordplay, or just something you haven't tried yet. Skyrim is all about choices.

I didn't even know Dark Souls had online play.

Look, I appreciate your comment and all, but it's not helpful at all. What changed? How? Are you deliberately leaving out details to confuse us?

I don't get it. What did 9/11 have to do with your college life? I think you're assuming we know something we don't.

That was the same thing everyone said to me back in high school, and elementary. I guess different people regard different times as "the best years of their life," but what they fail to realize is that they decide for themselves how "great" their time is, and that's just, like, their opinion, man.

I'm getting some serious Elcor vibes from this... It sounds like it's supposed to be heavily edited, like GLaDOS or something, but instead he just sounds like a bored narrator.

Bourbon for virgins?

I'm definitely much more likely to buy a Wii U sometime in the future now, but for me, Microsoft won the conference with their Sunset Overdrive, Master Chief Collection, and Crackdown. I will probably wait and see if there's a Halo bundle this fall, and get it with Sunset Overdrive. I'm also (tentatively) looking…

There's manga. Pretty good manga, too.

Imagine the irony if this absolutely atrocious idea ends up being not only a decent video game movie, but a masterpiece that wins several awards, launches careers, and revitalizes the industry of video game movies.

Forte

I disagree. While it's important that children know they can't be Superman or the queen of England, they're much better off with that extreme than they would be if they thought some people are just gifted but they are natural failures. There is nothing more irritating to me than somebody who takes a completely…

This is a pretty old trick, and It works way better if you have a decent camera.

This .gif has a higher framerate than any video on YouTube.

Halo: ODST isn't even like a Halo game, but that's not a bad thing. It has the solid gameplay of the other Halo games, combined with open-world exploration, collection, and lots of stealth. The locations feel really unique, too.

Okay, thank you. I still don't think I would say anybody "announced" anything, but now I get where you're coming from. Sorry if I came across as condescending. I was in a bad mood.

"they already announced remakes of Halo 2 and 3"

Even better idea: Don't bring a second pair of shoes. You can pack twice as much socks/underwear in the space where your bulky, dirty, unnecessary extra pair of shoes would have been.