Pssh... James Bond already did it.

Nia, from Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagaan.

Well, think of it as taking the land they have, and looping it. You still get everything, the mountains, the city, and you get the coast, it's just that if you follow the coast for long enough, you end up where you started. I think it works a lot better than invisible walls, and with how big the map is, it's not going…

I've read plenty about them. I'm following them on Facebook, too. All they post about anymore is Kinect this, and Avatars that. Most of the geniuses behind the company have left, and they haven't made anything that I would consider a full-on "game" for about 5 years. There's obviously something preventing them from…

I sure miss Rare. Donkey Kong 64 was a great game, and I don't know why Nintendo couldn't continue with 3D Donkey Kong games. It worked just fine. Donkey Kong Returns is okay, and I'm okay with them doing a bit of a throwback every once in a while, but I don't understand why all new Donkey Kong games are going that…

Or you could not be a comically silly germophobe. You sound like Sid.

Why can't we just get another 3D Donkey Kong game? I like the 2D platformer style, but it's just a throwback, right? They're going to continue making real sequels soon, right?

This is actually pretty damn impress-

I don't have a Wii U, and a remake of Wind Waker in HD would be the perfect reason for me to get one, but for some reason I'm not very excited. I feel like they destroyed the cartoony look in favor of a toy-ish/cg kind of look, with 3D lighting effects like bloom. Look at videos of the original running in an emulator…

Probably 30 for 360/PS3 and 60 for the PS4/XBONE.

I feel the same way. If this is just another MMO, I'm uninterested, but it seems like it's more than that. They keep making it sound like you can "avoid other players" or "just do your own thing," but it seems like MMO developers always say that (I'm looking at you, SWTOR). I have no idea what kind of game it really…

Am I the only one who absolutely loved Double Agent, and thinks all of the people who didn't like it just never got far enough into it to realize it was the same gameplay with a different settting? I feel like people didn't like it for the same reason people didn't like Wind Waker. It looks different, so... It must be…

I had a very similar problem, at the same restaurant. A Japanese McDonald's. I approached the counter, all confident and ready to order, and then she came back at me with lightning fast keigo and I was just like, uh...

I've never had a problem communicating with shop employees in Japan except at McDonald's. I've been…

I was trying to find a way to create a play on this and the "she wants the 'D'" meme, but I've got nothing.

Okay, I've already replied to you once, but I've been thinking about it more, and I think the reason I like Splinter Cell is that it's more of a puzzle game than an action game. There's a way to get through the entire level undetected, and you have to find it. There's a way to play it perfectly, the way the designers…

I have the same problem, but in reverse. I love Splinter Cell, and it's really hard for me to get into a MGS game. I'm way too used to the trial-and-error, if-you-get-caught-you-lose, serious atmosphere of Splinter Cell, and it's taken me a long time to even accept the silly, gun-down-enemies,…

"Trying to copy Windows 8" and "failing" are the same thing. The Windows 8/Xbox menu design absolutely disgusts me.

Am I the only one who hates this cluttered mess, riddled with ads and useless features that you can't hide?

I live in this world. The one where the PC version of GTAIV felt like a console port, chugged along at a low framerate even on high-end hardware, was lacking expected settings like anti-aliasing, and had several bugs at the time of its release. Even now that it has been patched to run smoother and we have hardware…

Is anybody else sick-to-death of people whining about there being no PC version, or is that just me? Every single GTAV-related article gets several of these comments. Every post Rockstar makes on Facebook gets several of these comments. Even Youtube sees relatively frequent "PC version please" "no PC no buy" "PC…

Only if the game is in a different language. Actually, I'm currently practicing Japanese, so I have some weird conditions.