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There was one several years ago about some lady’s boyfriend who was stationed in Iraq and one night they all see a figure several hundred yards outside the base. That one still creeps me out until this day.

Glad I’m not the only one who thought so. The overuse of italics really took me out of the narrative flow. 

Honestly, I thought that one was the least scary - it was so caught up in flowery language that it obscured anything scary in the story.

But what is the story with the VHS tapes?

Drescher. Drescher. Drescher.

Yeah, none of the celebs pictured in the article actually have the Rachel. And the picture the article links to as their example of the Rachel is from season 3 of Friends, which is long after Aniston got rid of the Rachel haircut (which was only in season 1 because she hated it). That’s’s just shoulder length hair

Yeah, none of those cuts featured in the article are actually The Rachel. And you’re right, the actual Rachel haircut was a layered nightmare that is too high maintenance for anyone who doesn’t keep a full-time hairstylist on retainer.

My worst breakup was with a boy who didn’t exist. In middle school, the last thing I wanted was to date but my mom was frequently accusing me of having a secret boyfriend. She’d barge into my room and wake me up at 3 AM just to question me/check if I was hiding a boy in my room. Finally, I got fed up with it all and

Roughly around the start of Grade 7, my prior group of girlfriends formed a hive mind and baby me was no longer welcome. Making the best of it, I made some new friends, including the boy who’d just moved to my town. New group and I have an okay time, lots of laughs, and new boy Taylor is funny. Great. Spring rolls

I’m fifteen and it’s the early nineties. I am goth and hanging out at the goth place with all the other goths. I walk into a coffee shop and see a girl I know who is always very dressed up but tonight she is wearing overalls and crying into her cafe latte—let’s call her Ava. I ask a mutual acquaintance if Ava is

Candy? Batteries? Broccoli? I don’t fucking care. Point is, all the white kids I grew up with who chronically shoplifted, never got tazed and never would. Does anyone really believe that Kroger backs this (security) behavior up as policy? Fuck no!

And we haven’t even gotten to that extra special bullshit about this being why there are no grocery stores in black neighborhoods. christ almighty.

And the fucking gaslighting - “look what you made me do.”

According to the article, she and her friends stole some candy. Which isn’t okay, but JFC it doesn’t merit getting tased either. You chase them down, cite them, and call their parents.

Are you fucking kidding me? This girl is 11 years old. ELEVEN. YEARS. OLD. Were you in fear of your life, tough guy, from an ELEVEN YEAR OLD?! You felt the need to tase this CHILD because you suspected her of shoplifting, despite the fact that large chains like Krogers have petty theft losses like this built into

“Sweetheart.”

Jesus, you asshole. It’s just stuff. If a kid is stealing food out of a supermarket I have a feeling she is hungry. That right there (children going hungry) and the other, much bigger crimes (worthy of tazing assholes), are happening in America every second. I can’t even get started.

So he was working his side-gig while still in uniform and using service gear? How is he not up on charges?

One of my great aunts died and one was rendered sterile from back alley abortions. But that’s only half of the story—to great aunts were tied to abusive husbands because they were not allowed access to birth control and my great grandmother died a fairly brutal and painful death from complications of having her 14th

I’m seriously contemplating going to Jasper’s church tomorrow just to heckle him.