Knowing Ohio, this is probably what they were going for:

I prefer our space one for Alabama, the Saturn V predecessor plate was nice too.

Actually, it’s all Ohio.

Managed to stay away all year

I know cars generally last longer these days, and as a fleet car this should have received regular maintenance, but I can’t get behind the price at 179,000 miles.  No dice, I would do $3500.

A 200hp car can do 116 as well. This isn’t about the horsepower, but more about the idiot doing 116 in a 30. More bureaucratic red tape because somebody didn’t follow the current laws isn’t going to change with new laws. 

Hahahahahahaahahahahahahaha!!!!

They gave up on cool for the Villager when they went to laugh-tracked comedy commercials. That was midway in its run, if I recall:

No. Just... no.

HOLY SH?T!!! Not only is that my neighbor’s car, but my house is featured prominently in the pictures.

CANYONERO!

Hell yes.  I had one and it was uncomfortable, rattled fucking everywhere and some how sucked gasoline like it should have had 3 times the power it did have.  I don’t know how the engineering division made a motor so inefficient...

It’s obviously for people who LOVED the PT Cruiser but have bumper stickers on their Chevy that read, “I’d rather PUSH a CHEVY than drive MOPAR”.

had to drive a trax once (company rental).... and my god. it sucked in more than just aesthetics... youd think that a car company that has been producing cars for more than a century could possibly figure out something as simple as an inexpensive, yet moderately comfortable driver’s seat? nah.

I sold these. 14K new... with AC. We called them Pity Cruisers since anyone would be approved to buy one.

I would nominate the Nissan Murano Cross-Cabriolet as one answer to the question nobody asked.

Nissan Murano Cabriolet. It was the worst of both worlds. CUV and Convertible. Bad at Both. It opened the door to the ugly car design era we are living in to this day.

The Tesla Model S.

I saw the first photo and thought “Convertible roofs never look that natural. I didn’t think Buick would be the one to get it that right.”

Maybe they won big at Betfair, like these fine NJ residents, a guy who plays in his underwear and his daughter who eats cigarettes