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Mike Wise would actually be a pretty legit name for a rapper.

My mother only gave a shit about starving children in Africa when I wouldn't eat my Brussels Sprouts.

9.5/10, next time throw in a MORANS.

"I don't even see anything overtly racist with what he said"

You forgot to mention the title of the painting, "The Aristocrats."

Yeah, a real PROFESSIONAL President would start a shooting war with Russia over a few square miles of another country on the other side of the planet. The last few wars we've been in have been great successes, after all!

"Damn, she IS that crazy"...

then, a quick glance back while thinking, "nah, this bitch aint THAT crazy"...not realizing the projectile had been launched by the aforesaid crazy bitch.

the precise moment when Pink realized "this bitch is crazy". Steely eyed, I'm about to F-you-up written all over Blacks face...

We've all herd a lot about the colts moving, but the ravens moving must have been murder.

College fraternities: ruining everything since time immemorial.

#teamblack Pink fought dirty, so when you got dirt you use the shovel.

Actually, in many cases, not sadly at all.

Sadly?

which also happens to be one of the best pieces of American cinema you will ever lay eyes on.

It looks like he would have been better off with a Tuukka Flask.

See what happens when you make Rask decisions?

I feel bad for the guy. He's showing major signs of a drinking problem.

V Stiviano was born the following year, the first step in the NBA's cunning 31-year plan to rid themselves of Donald Sterling.