Here's hoping Albert's favorite, crab dip, goes down in flames against the powerhouse that is the seven layer dip.

Not enough dick enhancing methods.

Still better than the year there were a whole carload of shit commercials. Couldn't even taste the seven-layer dip after that.

Dan Graziano should be moved to covering equestrian sports for picking Houston and Atlanta to make it to the Super Bowl

graziano knocking it out of the rink with the selection. houston and atlanta barely scored any tries all year

"Badges? Who gives a shit about those?"

This is better than anything the Browns have done on or off the field in 25 years.

So instead of a union they are forming a confederacy?

This is in sharp contrast to Texas Tech boosters, who've long threatened to secede from the union.

And this statue of a distended, horse's ass with untamed hair is a thoughtful tribute to Chris Berman.

If Peyton Manning's Omaha is half as fun as Ben Roethlisberger's night club bathroom, I think we're all in for a real treat.

A snow day in fucking college?

So these are college students, right? As in adult college students who can choose to either brave the cold and get to class or skip and stay warm and cozy in bed. Not high school kids or kindergarteners? Because that's a lot of whining. That's the fun of college: you could choose whether or not you went to class.

Christ, when you put it that way, just... fuck. If this didn't already reak of criminal police negligence, that really drives it home.

Probably not killing him as effectively as the bullets in Jonathan Ferrell did.

The guilt is killing you, isn't it?

But has he ever smoked marijuana? Or taken a photo that makes me feel uncomfortable? These are the real questions that need to be answered.

And yet there are still people out there who can't understand why someone would not see a police officer as a source of help and protection.

Is this story the definition of irony, or what? He banged on her door because he desperately needed her to call the police. She did exactly that. It ended up being the worst thing that could've possibly happened to him.

Robbers always knock on the door.