And/or don't let them build a 5 run lead to begin with, and/or don't go on a 10-game losing streak so that your sensitive ass doesn't get chapped when a team is trying to build on a lead that is not at all insurmountable. All crazy ideas, I know.

Bring in the mercy rule from little league just for the Sawx, set it at 3 runs.

I had an ex-girlfriend who was very much a feminist and got some plastic surgery while we were together. She asked me what I thought before she did it and I hesitated to be frank but ultimately told her that I was disappointed—aside from expressing that she absolutely did not need to do anything to herself and wanting…

On its surface, the fixation we Canada-first fans have with a Canadian team—any Canadian team—winning the Cup makes little sense. After all, more than 50 percent of the players in the NHL are Canadian, and almost any given Cup winner gives us a Canadian star to celebrate.

Yeah I'm a Kings fan but these clowns are not ours. Our games air on Fox Sports West during the regular season and during the first round of the playoffs—those are good guys.

LOL, jobbed on penalties. This coming from a team that had a PP goal on Bollig's flop in Game 1, 4 PPs in the first period alone in Game 2—including a 5-on-3.

Ya hear that, you corn pone Yankee jerks? The French do weddings classy-like. None of this diamond flashing. None of this bridesmaid-having. (Never mind that a lot of Americans opt out of that whole process, as well.)

Not that the armchair psychologist is to be credited, but I wouldn't take statements made in a porn clip to be great sources of truth either. What was she going to say/what does one think they would tell her to say? People working in porn are already using false identities as it is.

I'm seeing this self-defeating logic all over these comments:

BobbyRush is a rapist. Quick, someone get the police involved; we'll worry about things like probable cause later. If you're not guilty, no harm no foul. It's not like jail is a shitty place (where you stand to get raped yourself within 48 hours) or your liberty interest that important.

Fantastic username. And avatar.

Someone's on Deadspin.

There's definitely enough there for a case of sex discrimination. The evidence doesn't need to be overtly discriminatory, just enough to lead to an inference of sex discrimination. Here, there would be the past track record of women TMZ writers only lasting so little, the promotion of men who were less qualified, and…

My nemesis.

I thought of this as well. Intelligence is typically used in some form or another to describe QBs and the great majority of QBs are white. I believe that QBs, however, are but a fraction of the prospects and therefore too small to skew the results. Simply, it would have to be true that white players are mostly QBs so…

I'm still partial to Fratello Metallo.

Nope. You may be thinking of Title IX which is a federal statute but not part of the constitution nor compliance-with constitutionally required. Congress specifically tied the receipt of federal funds by public and private institutions to compliance with Title IX.

"Nothing could possibly go wrong!"

I thought Sharts fans would at least chant Beat LA as they evacuated the arena after the first empty netter.