Renewed brinkmanship a la Newt Gingrich circa 1995 and a campaign against non-whites and non-males alike, are there no lessons from the past that Republicans can't unlearn?

Memo to self: Pick up arson

As a man, I've always thought the short-sleeve dress shirt made guys look like little boys anyway. All that's missing from that look are shorts and a bow-tie and you have mommy's little man ready for Sunday school.

You forgot the fan giveaway was Pierce's iconic tribute jersey.

Whoa, big spender. An OTA antenna is what, $15-30 maximum? I'm willing to bet that you'll spend more over time in the hidden costs (gas, namely) of driving to the store to buy and return that antenna than if you just kept it.

More like FATCUN, amirite????!

Damn, bro. She's not that old—you don't have to dress like you just walked off the set of Boardwalk Empire.

Residents living around the ESPN studios report an alarming increase in the instances in which the distinct sound of a championship belt being put on is heard. Sometimes multiple times in a given night.

After-touchdown kick-offs are just as pointless now, barring a penalty enforced on kickoff that moves the line back, ever since they moved the line up. Balls just go through the back of the end-zone or end-up as touchbacks. All you see is special teams run the field so they can meet a guy can taking a knee in the…

Your original comment was directed at what you thought was the lack of a comparable reaction to Harbaugh's shitfits. I found that comparable reaction.

What a fucking loser.

The very first and most up-ranked comment in the post.
http://deadspin.com/jim-harbaughs-…

As someone has already pointed out, the half-time thread on Harbaugh's antics had a number of us up-ranking the comment that Harbaugh is fucking insufferable. I know I fucking did. Fuck the universe for making me choose between two of the biggest turds from college football now in the NFL but Harbaugh's rabid shitfits…

Because in that moment, Sherman—a singular kid from Compton who won both the athletic and intellectual lottery so completely [...]

Stabbing the demons out of the body. Makes sense.

Oh yeah it's been years since I've been there and I've heard of Versailles but have never been. Thanks for tip!

This last one is just confusing. What the hell does that even mean?

What's crackin', Madonna?

This is one of the worst things that ever happened in the history of sports.

Bowman? More like Bow-legged after that play, amirite?