In the opening scene of Night of the Super-Woke Student Body

Might I recommend Nothing to Envy by Barbara Demick? It is a compilation of stories told by defectors from North Korea, and really gives a very diverse look at North Korea (everyone from orphans to doctors) and what it is like to grow up there.

He’s probably not a regular cyclist.

I think that kid just died.

This is especially bad logic because these people were hating on the movie long before the trailer came out. When it was announced there was a reboot starring women, people went apeshit.

I wish there’d been an Ayveq the Masturbating Walrus webcam. This video will have to suffice:

I literally can’t see him sans beard without thinking of Junior from Black-ish.

Coming from Aimée I’ll take it as a compliment. What, Amy didn’t have enough vowels for you?

In many countries, historically, paler skin was associated with ruling classes and wealth because a fair complexion indicated a life not spent toiling outside in the fields. Asian ladies in my town who shield themselves from the sun with umbrellas are not trying to look like white people, they’re trying to avoid a…

Ok obviously sexting the boss was entirely inappropriate, but calling your husband a LEGEND because he recorded the firing of her? And then listening to it with all of your girlfriends? That’s kind of just immature and cruel and unnecessary, grow up, you fired her and ended the situation, the humiliation isn't really…

Ok Lifehacker. Time for a “Picasa Replacement Top 5" article!

That must be the most infuriated she’s been in all her 4 years as a Seahawks fan.

Yeah, I’m uncomfortable with the argument that it’s our responsibility as bystanders to believe her right off the bat. No, it’s our responsibility to react in a way that doesn’t make her regret coming forward and doesn’t deter other victims from doing the same. If people choose to believe her that’s absolutely fine,…

Just do it. You know you want to. You’re almost there, just go all the way. It starts with “sponsored content.” Then come the ad links below the articles that are designed to look like links to other Gawker media content. Then come the layoffs.

I bet CC Sabathia was even more upset he missed the game when he heard that the stadium was full of boos.