More likely, healthcare industry lobbyist. If a single payer or even expanded obamacare Democrat wins, the industry is going to pay handsomely for someone to help them fight/shape it

Good god this wouldn’t be possible if the seats were at least half full

I’m so baffled what person would turn being “stable” into a recurring brag. I’ve literally never heard anyone exclaim “I am so mentally stable!” with pride

For a second, I dreamed of the humiliation and infamy that would fall upon him for being the president who shit himself. But then I remembered that HW Bush puking all over the Japanese prime minister is barely a footnote in history, and this too would probably be swept away

You know, people get so worked up about the Tomatos, but when you get used to spotting them, there’s a charm to them that brings a chuckle every time

C’mon, any of his supporters would tell you he clearly has a 4-dimensional chess set for all the insane 4-dimensional chess he is playing to own the stupid libs

I can’t tell if you’re kidding or not regarding Gen Z, which is already getting plenty of its own shit talking articles (personally, everything I read about them makes them just sound really, really boring)

That story blew my mind, I’ve seen him in an interview and in the debates, and I still can’t remember what he looks like

$750k for a Manhattan 2 bedroom would be a DREAM. 

There has never been any winning on this. Moving to the city is gentrifying, moving to the suburbs is promoting segregation of schools and neighborhoods. Pick which one you want to be accused of in next week's article

She had a few versions of her story. First, she got on stage and made a speech about men taking credit for women’s accomplishments in reference to Kanye rapping about making her famous. Then, when the recording dropped and everyone called her a snake, she changed her story to “actually, I never consented to him…

I have never understood why, over a year out, Biden was automatically anointed as this titan of a candidate. Guy has failed at running for president multiple times, typically due to his own mistakes. When Obama named him vice president, it was decried as a risky move due to Biden’s chronic foot in mouth disease. He’s…

was it illegal? in a number of states, it’s legal to record without consent (see: Michael Cohen). And I don’t think Taylor Swift would be shy to take legal action if she had a leg to stand on

I watched it on a plane, knowing full well it would be bad, but figuring my fondness for the Uncle Drew commercials would mitigate that. Wow, was it awful. Just stale, lifeless movie that forgot it was a comedy. Kyrie can’t even have a sense of humor in a comedy movie.

I used to smugly make fun of the GOP for giving airtime to Herman Cain, Ben Carson, and Donald Trump in the debates. Now I have this woman and Bill de Blasio on the stage to undercut my argument that only the GOP debates bring on carnival acts.

Huh. It’s so weird that Beto speaks Spanish but didn’t flinch at all when they all pointed at him on stage and yelled “Pinata!”

I was just watching this footage of the back and forth with Beto and the other candidates last night.

This from the son of the man who has encouraged people at his rallies to beat liberal protesters...on multiple occasions

This has all the tender emotional quality of one academic journal exchanging loving words with a younger academic journal 

This photo...I’m sitting here marveling at his hair like, I don’t know, the shitty opposite horror equivalent of a magnificent sunset. Like, I know what it looks like already. I’ve seen it a hundred times. But I can’t help but stop and stare at the wonders of what is holding it together