You’re so right, they are always eating pizza. Those kids live on pizza and milkshakes.

It might be the worst cover photo I’ve ever seen, and I read books for a living. Everything about it is bad. His eyes always look wonky, but they look particularly mismatched in this picture. And for the love of god, man, you’re going to be on a book cover. Take a shower and trim that disaster of a beard.

Like a lot of HGTV programming, it’s pleasant to have on in the background?

He looks like he’s both lost and just shit his pants in that pic.

There is nothing more off-putting than someone crowing about their success—that they achieved by fucking up and not being especially talented.

“Mommy, look I’m in the big-boy truck!”

There’s no way that Trump knows that the residence of the President of France is called the Élysée Palace, let alone where to put the accents.

“Such a nothing” “still way in the learning curve on all of this”

I mean, I’ve heard people defend this and say “well, Russia’s not our formal enemy!”, but we gave the Rosenbergs the chair. So, I don’t really have a problem with this.

God, the manufactured scandals about Obama. Hannity did a show about Obama wanting dijon mustard on his hamburger, not yellow mustard. And remember how up in arms they were that Obama ate arugula?

This is the key point. You don’t get points for transparency if you forget a meeting happened, then admit it happened but said you did it for the children, then finally admit the meeting was about asking the Kremlin for dirt on HRC because you knew the NYT was about to publish. Only a news organization entirely…

Pete Souza posted on IG yesterday the photo he took of Obama reaching over the sneeze guard at Chipotle in 2014 with the caption “Remember this scandal from 2014?” I snorted and then almost cried. Because I DO remember this vividly. People were flipping out about Obama thinking he was above common decency (“who does…

Why is everything The Greatest Political Witch Hunt in History with him? Every damn week there’s another Greatest Political Witch Hunt. The phrase has lost it’s value since he’s using it every other day.

This is totally beside the point, but just as a parent, the whole “high quality person” thing pissed me off.

“Young Donald is the motivational poster image for all the mediocre offspring of “dynamic business leaders””

This really puts in perspective the disgust I had for W and Cheney, which felt huge but now doesn’t even compare to how I feel about Trump, family, Bannon, Miller, et al.

Yes, let’s (on the right) laud “transparency” when it was an attempt to get in front of something that was going to be published anyway. After lying about it. Multiple times. All while ADMITTING to, the the very least, being game for colluding with a foreign power. How incredibly decent of him.

Coming clean literally minutes before the NYT is set to expose you is not transparency, especially not when you’ve been lying for months about the thing you’re being “transparent” about. He self-published emails that he damn well knew the NYT already had because they had reached out to him for a comment, and decided…

Keep an eye on Sebastian Gorka. He’s the one who immediately constructed the deflection of the week first thing yesterday (“but the Clintons...”), and that expanding narrative of unrelated attacks on the Clintons is already the only answer the White House has to everything about Don Jr and Jared.