I think rules are slightly different when it’s Russian Television propping you up, rather than Bravo.

Unless your name is Donald Trump. Then you get to be President.

Fame seeking people: learn from Abby Lee Miller (and the Giudices). Do not go on tv saying you have lots of money, then tell the IRS you don’t. Tax collectors watch television too.

“Live and learn,”

Is this from the Guy Fieri Kids line? Flavor Town Tyke?

that shit is a straight up negligee for a toddler, which is 1000% worse.

Sorry. That’s not at ALL what the Bible says. It explicitly says that if you let Jesus into your heart, you will open your wallet to him in the form of your friendly snake-oil salesman pastor. After appropriately funding your pastor’s helicopter and five mansions, then Jesus will reward you by making you rich. But…

Something something rich men something camels something needles.

I refer to Gandhi on this one. “I like your Christ. I do not like your Christians. They are so unlike him.” 

You mean Jesus DIDN’T say “Fuck the sick, hoard ur money”?????????!!

Look at that Jesus-y bitch wearing her cross as if she is not acting in direct contravention of Jesus’s teachings.

Reposting from another article:

Fuck fucking all of them, and don’t get me started about the sick irony of that tiny cross on her necklace.

I don’t know if this will end up happening, but it should scare the hell out of the health insurance industry that the most populous state in the Union is seriously considering going single-payer.

Likely, but ultimately irrelevant. Democrats hold every statewide office, plus supermajorities in both houses of the legislature.

Didn’t involve a black person. Doesn’t count.

Please do me a favor. Harness that anger and bring it back to Ohio. A state that consistently votes Republican. Elections are won at the state level. I am a Democrat in Texas and was a Republican in California, go figure.

California is big enough to give this a good start. I’m thinking we need to form regionalized systems as well. For example, CA gets it up and running and then Oregon and Washington join in. A larger pool to spread out the risk. States joining together might also start the push to a federal system.

• The State Department promoted Ivanka Trump’s new book on Twitter, a likely violation of a federal rule. [Huffington Post]

SB 562 is working its way through the California legislature. Some text...