Trump might have heard of the Puerto Rican crisis, but probably tuned it out because Puerto Rico isn’t part of America and Osvaldo the doorman who he thinks is Puerto Rican has really nice shoes and that reminds him that he needs to send a tweet about the shoes that Melania (or is it Ivanka) is going to sell at…

Of course we’d be better off if the Trump Administration was at war with Congress. But Republicans, unlike Democrats, will put their differences aside to vote as a bloc on bills to destroy America. When so ordered, Republicans always leave their integrity at the door. So the only solution the problem is to vote the…

I actually really, really want an all out fight between Ryan and the White House. I kind of vacillate betweeen which one I hate the most — Ryan, the Randian super man who wants to burn down the social safety net, or Bannon, the white nationalist who just wants to burn everything. I typically end up on Team Ryan, just…

Yes, yes, YES!

Using this every chance I get because I love it dearly

I had a conversation with a co-worker who is from puerto rico and it made me recall that the Puerto Rican economy is in crisis due to a combination of stunningly shortsided bond issues, US tax and bankruptcy policies, and predatory hedge funds. It just struck me that this crisis has been going on for months now and…

Good news is:

I have a feeling the word complicit is going to spike in usage over the next few years.

Do you think Spicer feels remorse? I don’t think so. I think he lies without compunction and views it as part of serving the president, and by extension the country.

I hope that every day Lying Spice goes out to shop or walk around outside there are throngs of people to greet him and tell him what a bargain bin Nazi flunkie he is. I mean, really, if we didn’t have to deal with him in real life I’d swear he was a villain cast in Spaceballs 2.

Nope, that first press conference where he only berated the press for not acknowledging the size of the inauguration turnout without taking a single question...zero sympathy from me.

Let’s hope he goes the way of Lee Atwater, bloating up with disease and disowned by his former masters.

F-I-S-A I want to see the F-I-S-A (warrant)

I’ll throw in hope for Smeagol Spicer also having awful hemorrhoids along with a burning sensation when he pees

“When the president said he doesn’t like black people, what he meant was that he doesn’t like it when the lights are out in the White House and he can’t see anyone. To read anything else into his statement, ‘I Donald Trump, hate people with dark colored skin, specifically those who are descended from slaves forcefully…

I thought it couldn’t get any worse than “microwaves that turn into cameras...”

Jesus tap dancing Christ, what is wrong with people that they can even remotely believe or approve of ANYTHING 45 or his henchmen are doing. What the fuck is wrong with people. If both houses of Congress don’t flip in 2018 after all of this shit, I just give up on this country. So far beyond done.

He probably is also a big fan of “pasghetti.”

Yes, and the fact that he specifically blames Obama SEVERAL TIMES.

I thought the beauty of Trump was that he says what he means.