The day after someone mentions hem weights, we’ll get a picture of Trump’s tie sitting 5 inches away from his gut because there’s a big wadded up tape ball affixed to the back.

I went to a few Catholic schools and in some we went to church once a week and had religious classes. It was never as Jesusy as this.

No, you are right. He’s basically broke, and he’s on the hook to the Russian Mob and the Russian oligarchs, and he doesn’t want anyone to know, which is why we still haven’t seen his tax returns.

I now have a sudden need to train a classroom full of children to answer that same question with “GRAD SCHOOL AND HELL!”

That’s such an ugly tie bar. Not classy, not luxurious, sad.

Is this asshole for real with the salute?? First of all FIVE deferments, and second someone in civilian clothes isn’t supposed return a salute. I know he thinks he’s the second coming of Reagan, but at least he had a military background and therefore some basis for saluting. It seems so disingenuous and disrespectful…

It’s so long! I mean I knew it was some form of comb over but seeing it blown about......is surreal and mesmerizing.

Is it hard to tie a tie and do other people use scotch tape as well?

It’s also the reason you button your jacket while standing/walking...

I Would suggest he gets a fucking tie pin, but his ties are so long he would have to wear it at his belt buckle. There is literally no redeeming quality to this man. Absolutely nothing.

His hair is so...unsettling.

Donald Trump isn’t a billionaire and he doesn’t have a ton of cash. Only Duestche Bank will loan him money because he’s helping them launder it for the Russian mob. His properties are all probably being used as fronts. One in Soho already got busted for that exact reason. If he had a ton of liquidity, American banks…

I assume it’s like those rich guys with terrible toupees (or terrible comb overs). They think they look great and no one around them will tell them any different.

Well, that ship sailed long ago.

It is 100% the reason. He has no excuse other than just being unwaveringly stupid.

I’m not a dude but I have to imagine that if he BUTTONED HIS JACKET LIKE HE HAD SOME CLASS OR SOMETHING the tie would stay tucked inside and he wouldn’t have this problem in the first place. (ETA: That still wouldn’t work on the hair flap, though.)

Seriously, if this guy has billions, he can afford a tailor. His suits are always ill-fitting. I am an IT pro, don’t make anywhere near DT amounts of money, and my damn suit was still tailored to fit me.

Is it hard to tie a tie and do other people use scotch tape as well?

Garters?! Too fancy for a Real American like Donald.

What’s really weird about that is that he doesn’t even need it; there’s at least three inches of the narrow half sticking through the loop. What’s even weirder is that he doesn’t know how to roll the tape inside out so he could stick it to the back of the narrow part instead if he simply must use tape.