I still think SNL needs to get ahold of Leslie “Beverly Leslie” Jordan to play Sessions. Especially because of how much it would bother Jeff Sessions.

LIES. UNDER. OATH.

I wish Franken was a Wisconsin Senator because the Joseph McCarthy irony would be so sweet that I’d have the diabeetus.

Mother always asks him to be home for dinner by 5pm and the exciting stuff just always seems to happen when he’s at home, doing chores and clearing the table! Mother is such a stickler.

jesus christ, who in the administration HASN’T spoken to the russians at this point

Yeah, and the coup de grace is that spokesperson saying, “There was absolutely nothing misleading about his answer.” No shit. Not one lick of subtle obfuscation, distorted facts, or clever omissions; just cold, concrete, unambiguous lies.

How is it that we could attempt to impeach Clinton for this very offense, but Sessions can just put out a bullshit statement and move on???

Especially ridiculous considering they would have confirmed him even if he had said “yeah, I met with some Russian ambassadors, no big deal, don’t remember what we discussed.” Still would have been immoral and all that, but he’d be safe from perjury accusations. It’s not like the administration didn’t know the Russia…

WOW. How deep does the Russia GOP connection go? The future doesn’t look too bright for the KKKeebler elf.

I feel like I’m taking crazy pills.

Adam Khan @khanoisseur has been tweeting nonstop about every single connection between the Trump admin and Russia.

I think the real question is: Is there anyone in that man’s campaign/administration who didn’t speak to the Russians?

Lock him up! Lock him up! (oh wait he’s a Republican so it’s ok..nothing to see here)

So our AG committed perjury during his appointment hearing?

Here’s video of Sessions lying under oath, or as it’s more commonly known, perjuring himself.

Such a heartening sign when the future attorney-general lies under oath.

When you act deliberately, you aren’t acting inadvertently. She used her spot on TV to shill for Ivanka’s “clothing line”(which is Jessica Simpson- level knockoffs). KC does and says whatever she wants because in this administration, ethics and honestly aren’t cared about in any real way.

He spoke for an entire hour and didn’t set anything on fire! You guys, HE IS TOTALLY A PRESIDENT NOW!!!

“It is noted that Ms. Conway made the statement in question in a light, off-hand manner while attempting to stand up for a person she believed had been unfairly treated and did so without nefarious motive or intent to benefit personally,” 

“Yeah, but have you considered that he sounded nice, and he publicly thanked a war widow used the widow of a soldier whose blood is on his hands to score political points and distract from the speech’s terrifying message?