An older Matthew Perry that never got sober and had a dead intern in his office.

Putin is The Night King

If this is what it takes, this is what it takes. We pick them off one by one if we have to. Once we get this crazy person off the air we go after the next one, then the next, and eventually have enough evidence to impeach idiot number one. Then ideally a two for one deal and make sure Pence is caught up in the…

Shouty Spice. Gold.

Conway denied these reports, saying she was offered the job of press secretary and turned it down, so she has no reason to undermine Spicer. She also said, “I’m trying to reduce my television exposure.” It may be that Conway will no longer be exposing herself on TV because shows won’t book her.

She’s only 2 years older than me, but damn! She is SO much further along the Skeletor Trail than I am! My big sister is 4 years older than me, but she also looks WAY younger than Conjob here.

Totally agree. I wish we could also get more of Stephen Miller too. He looks positively frightening on television and delivers awesome quotes like “The President’s power will not be questioned.”

Good thing these media venues didn’t willfully ignore this shit 6 months ago in favor of “Hillary Clinton bad at email,” or we might be in the middle of a constitutional crisis right now. Don’t get me wrong — this is good stuff, but “Better late than never” only goes so far.

I read this morning that WaPo is hiring 60 more journalists! As soon as I get paid next week I’m subscribing to help support their efforts.

This job is turning KellyAnne Conjob old before her time. The hair, the skin, the droopy eye, and this is the first time I’ve noticed that she has grandma hands with the nail bitten down to the quick. She’s going to look like the Crypt Keeper by the time the impeachment is complete.

This is what would happen if you put the least capable Frey’s in charge of Kings Landing.

People are saying that she uses the front-facing camera on her phone to fix her makeup and hair because mirrors don’t work for her.

Yeah and it isn’t cute. I mean they sacrificed their souls to get good ratings and now that they smell blood they’re calling people out but that’s for ratings too. Thank god the NYT and wapo are doing investigation journalism.

What I wouldn’t give for an #AlternativeWhiteHouse

Instead, she got beat down by Matt Lauer, who responded to her usual word soup with, “Kellyanne, that makes no sense.”

• The Kremlin reportedly fears that Trump will be impeached or assassinated. [Foreign Policy]

“Trump!”

I dunno. What is the sound a vagina makes when it dries up and curls in on itself, blinking itself out of existence?

They’re all horocruxes of the same person, Roger Ailes.

After voting Republican once.