That’s what I was thinking when KellyAnne Conway said she apologized to him about the “Buy Ivanka” plug she did—they all seem to think that apologizing to him negates the fact that she broke the law. SHE BROKE THE LAW. HE IS NOT THE LAW.

The response from WA Governor Jay Inslee:

Does Donald know how to shake hangs? http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/donald-trump-handshakes_us_589e2d45e4b03df370d65e55

Also the creepy hand patting he kept doing for the camera during the 18 SECOND LONG handshake with the Japanese PM. If that’s not patronizing and controling than I don’t know what is.

It’s amazing how little he knows.

Serious question: has anyone ever described him as worldly? Describing himself as worldly doesn’t count. He’s rich and he has a plane, sure, but “worldly” implies a working knowledge of (and comfort with) other cultures.

he doesn’t have to do that, there’s a literal person in the government whose job it is to tell the president proper etiquette for each [foreign] meeting.

Your dog has the advantage of not being mentally disabled.

Shinzo Abe is probably Japan’s most ideological postwar PM, strongly nationalist, right-wing and is a historical revisionist. He’s basically a smart version of Donald Trump with solid economic policies.

You’re vastly more qualified to be president than that turd.

Vacations are only bad if you’re a black democrat. And Mar-a-Lago is the “winter White House.”

melania be all like “omg stfu don’t remind him that we are here!”

You know, when I am meeting with members of our global team, I always take five minutes to Google customs of the country in question. It takes five literal minutes and it helps me avoid looking like a stupid idiot. And I’m just a finance scrub. I’m not the president, and I put more effort into fostering…

Christ, he’s bad at this. He can’t even shake hands correctly.

He’s not actually a successful businessman.

Hello. I’m not American. Can someone tell me why America thought it was a good idea to make a functionally illiterate man with severe personality disorders the President of the United States of America?

Then we get devil incarnate Mike Pence as president. He’s not an idiot. He’s a scheming monster. Now that he’s gone the new governor and Republicans in the state legislature are reversing all the stupid shit he did.

I call it: The Chicken Bone of Destiny!

Important to keep in mind what exactly Trump did as CEO of the Trump empire the last two decades, which is basically, sit in on meetings occasionally then fuck around on the Internet.

Keep this man in your prayers.