I love true crime (I realize how that sounds but you either get it or you don’t) and “Deadline Crime” on ID is a good one.

Also: if his powers of perception were telling him that Obama likes him, they clearly don’t work. I’m pretty sure BHO hates his fucking guts.

Couldn’t find an adequate picture, but he always reminds me of Emperor Tiberius near the end of his life in the BBC’s I,Claudius. Syphilitic and bloated and malevolent.

Oh god, will Richard Branson allow all of us to come to that private island so we can go jet skiing with president obama for the next four years?

My personal “favorite” bit of news today concerning our dear Senators was this one over on Politico, where Congressman Reichert told his fellow lilly-livered elected officials:

Melania’s official cause is fighting cyber-bullying, so her SLAP suits are actually part of the campaign. She wants to make sure no child has to suffer the fate of being a billionaire grifter and having bad things said about them.

Blasphemy! Jackie was separated from Onassis when he died and was a single mom with 2 kids in expensive schools; Christina got control of her father’s estate and paid off Jackie (allegedly ~$15 million), which was rich but not billionaire rich. She probably would have loved to make those millions but she had a sense…

When Julia Ioffe wrote a profile of Melania she didn’t like, Trump’s trolls and Brownshirts unleashed a torrent of the ugliest unit-Semitism I’ve seen from Americans.

Promoting healthy lifestyles = promoting gay “lifestyle”

This is really all you need to know about Melania’s “brand”.

I don’t know about the circumstances of her marriage or what goes on behind closed doors, and I’ll leave speculation to others. But in public she has revealed herself to be little more than a petulant bully, willing to use her platform as First Lady to cajole anyone who crosses her. If I was to wish being married to…

I mean, if you agreed to fuck Trump for his money (dry heave) then it stands to reason there’s pretty much nothing you wouldn’t do for a buck.

Can we all agree that Melania is no captive victim here? She may despise her disgusting beast of a husband, but she’s in on the insanity all the same.  

GEORGE DOESN’T EVEN OWN A BATHROBE, FAKE NEWS

Fox was telling people that they didn’t get on? As a Brit, I never saw any hint of that. Obama was extremely popular here. Certainly way more popular than Bush or Trump.

British person here. We are pretty much rubbing our hands together with glee at the prospect of a Trump visit. Every comedy show is endlessly mocking him and even the newscasters are saying things like”we tried to find someone who supports Trump but we couldn’t find anyone” (this happened twice just in a week). He is…

I’m a US citizen here in the UK. The Queen loved the Obamas. She actually asked if they would come back. Michelle did break protocol by hugging the Queen, but HRH never flinched and also hugged her back. That never happens.

The best part is, it’s widely reported in the UK that the Obamas and Windsors adored each other, no matter what Fox bullshits.

Then he got an idea

I am hoping that before they left, the Obama’s installed in the White House three animatronic ghosts programmed to visit Trump on Christmas Eve.