Also, what sort of dork buys an actual camera anymore? Talk about redundant..

Plausible. Time will tell. 

I can’t wait until you “read” (as if, in the future...) the headline “I don’t understand the appeal of steering wheels“, millennial scum.

Please incorporate into your test plans the following:

Is anyone else getting bored with these Tesla pair-ups?

I want to see a big, fat check in the mail, DC:

Speaking of Gerbils, crawl back up your mother’s ass and incubate a few more years. 

Speaking of Gerbils, crawl back up your mother’s ass and incubate a few more years. 

While everyone is arguing about the car, I want to take a moment and appreciate Kristen Lee’s photography. Her framing and composition is crisp and wholly appropriate for this shoot.

Oh. My. God.

I had a four and a half foot tall fir in a tub for twelve years. Once a year I would prune its roots and repot it, a la bonsais. It spent eleven months of the year outside, and was brought in for the month of December.

DRUMPF: “...we’re a little disadvantaged — but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me — it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are — nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the…

My cabbie in China last week says that’s cute.

They are japanese, at least it wasn’t “Super Fun Time Big Bang”

no.

Darwin is the only good city in Australia tbh

So the atom bomb is just the nipple on the titty of thermonuclear destruction?

We discovered my wife can squirt well into our marriage (I wish we knew much earlier but I will say it has a lot to do with a period of discovery that happened a bit later in life). It occurred when I was beckoning her to “come hither” (as the article and many others say) while also engaging in some oral pleasure (my…