I hope he didn't use it on the crapper before he fed her the iPhone. Because, you know...

I use planes to get from A to B, not because they're nice to look at. This is not a car you can purchase. Who the fuck cares, how a plane looks? As long it is flys, it is safe and comfy it could look like your hairy scrotum. And trust me, I couldn't care less about your scrotum.

Giz posted this one a while ago.

...and that what happens to an iPad! Not much of a difference, huh?

Even the Onkyo TX-NR609 has the Mavell Qdeo and the 4k upscale, so don't think and thus buy the 809 and 709 because of just that feature.

Single Core? That's so 2010!

Usually they only do it twice...

Yes!

Only in the US.

Karma's a bitch! 'Nuff said!

I get it...

Obey the speed limit and you shallt not worrieth and you may give a crap!

Hahahaha... you did it again:

You're crazy!

Yes, I call him Raoul!

Why does the plant-sensor tweet and not send an SMS? You can send SMS via WiFi and e.g. Google Voice or whatever.

Ahhhh, the " wife beater"...

Next time go to IKEA! Everything's cheaper there... Even the Swedish hookers and the Danish Smørrebrød.

Blitzer?

Amen, brother!