This is not only 100% accurate, but also the funniest thing I’ve read in ages. Well played!

echh

that’s delightful, it reminds me of when i played ff7 the first time and i named cloud ‘fucka’... it was only really funny when barrett talked, but that made the game for me :D

Gary Oldman is great, but Tom Waits’ performance as Renfield is the real shit in that film.

It’s been a while since I’ve recoiled from something.

90 bucks for chronotrigger?! Sign me up, I wonder if it has a box. It’s going for around $130. These are actually pretty great prices. Hyperstone heist was going for 90 at my local game store.

shovel knight was on Wii U first

i was disappointed when i played the game and this didn't happen

ever see a 1990s music video, orange and blue everywhere, it's bound to come back

my high score is 2900 and i can't even get close to it, stupid dumb luck

Best Buy also cancelled a lot of preorders for people ordering only one, so...

me too, me too

Nearly done with Conker's Bad Fur Day, then either going throuhh some more N64 games or getting back to Dragon Age: Inquisition

this begs the question of 'how am i even going to get my hands on ONE Rosalina?'

they probably are just trying to capitalize on the new blu ray release and Cary Elwes' success with 'As You Wish' (which was delightful if you listen to audiobooks btw)

i love my psp, i keep getting surprised at the library of games for it. always more games!

now i want dlc for smash where mario can wear that sequined number and those jnco overalls

weeeeak totally weeeeeak

and here i thought it was going to be the sith revengence

It was filed under "hamsters" and should have also been filed under "fun"