I don’t get it. Why did this need an article to be written about it? She showed her foot. Okay.

So here is a neat biology lesson, the nerves that run to your feet are along the same branch of nerves that are around your groin area. So that is the thing for some people if both areas were receiving stimulation, then the brain could link them together.So in some cases it’s literally just the brain getting wires…

The sandals were the punchline to a misdirect. The chat was being creepy, they expected feet, they weren’t expecting lobster sandals.

Got an extreme “... so what?” response from me. I don’t see anything interesting here. She has some goofy sandals. So what.

It’s like saying you’re a leg-man or a breast-man or an ass-man. Whatever part(s) of the personage of the object of your desire to which your eyes are drawn while you shamelessly objectify said person, only applied to feet. It’s an ancient “fetish” that, in the grand scheme of things, I’m not sure qualifies as a…

What the fuck is....

Well, now I want some lobster flip-flops, and I hate flip-flops.

I’ve got a Marc rebillet clip as an alarm waking me up every morning, and I never want to use anything else ever again.

“Kondo gave birth to her third child in 2021...”

Hand Shifter, foot clutch (AKA Suicide Clutch), drum brakes

It’s not like it was the car’s fault or even his driving.

:looks at piece of paper entitled “ways I actually want to die”:
:crumples up paper, stuffs it deep into pocket:

I feel like “drowned during Waterworld stunt show in front of a crowd asking ‘the fuck is WATERWORLD!?” would be my least-wanted way to die.

As an extremely lazy human, I really appreciate recipes like this.

Honestly I was not trying when I came up with this (while chemically altered), which is what makes it a “hack,” I think.

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE

The worst part? I like the flavor.

I am so truly sorry to hear about this; nobody deserves to be allergic to anything, let alone the building blocks to so many tasty things!

SOUP ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

I just made a nice soup yesterday and the collagen role was played by none other than ..... OKRA! The texture of the soup was rich and velvety - and of course okra tastes delicious anyway.

I am allergic to allium. As in, I end up in the bathroom before the meal is half way finished, and everything I eat for the next 3 weeks goes through me at the same rate. I can’t finish eating the meal before I am in the bathroom. I can’t eat at work, I can’t eat at the coffee hour after church, we can’t eat at a…