I’d tell you what I’d be moving up from the store brand mustard.

I mean, it was the first thing I thought of. I don’t actually think it means anything. But it’s still funny. I did kind of wonder if the heavy filtering and the pretend intimacy were attempts at maintaining her brand of being totally open while also trying to keep things a little more private after her robbery. But…

“...any number of different ways, and microwaves that turn into cameras, et cetera,” Conway said. “We know that this is just a fact of modern life.

Nope. The scientific term is “gin blossoms”. That’s what happens when you’re a severe, late-stage alcoholic. So he’s a lush in addition to being a white supremacist, anarchist, and general walking excrement.

He was making acid wash jeans.

Was that body blindfolded and carrying a scale?

Maybe it’s a silent cry for help?

I, myself, am I huge proponent of the theory that, as an older man subject to all the metabolic changes men are subject to as they age, he suffered some sort of injury that, serious or not, hampered his ability to keep up his workout regimen, leading to weight gain.

Sean Spicer needs rescuing!!! Call SEAL Team 6.

“I’m proud of you, you know... that you have the confidence to wear those two different patterns together.”- my father

I now realize I need a silk pant suit.

That’s what I plan on doing, with a stop at that cookie dough place too.

So it would be totally normal for me to take a trip to NYC just for this, right?

I sleep pretty good at night.

I appreciate the praying mantis imagery.

And a 45-minute bus ride really doesn’t seem so long to me. I lived in the countryside and was the last kid off the bus, yet somehow I survived without resorting to white supremacy.

Especially when you look at the dozens of bills in hick state legislatures which prohibit abortions even when attempting to carry the fetus to term could cost the mother her life.

I agree. Especially since “pro life” seems to actually mean “pro life until you’re born, then you’re on your own, kid”.

I said this on a previous article, but I do think his freaking out about this and members of his campaign the past few days all of a sudden remembering meetings with the Russian ambassador lead me to believe they found out there was a FISA warrant.

Or, conversely, a wiretap — FISA or otherwise — was authorized, which means a judge found probably cause of wrongdoing in the first place.