forcibly turned away by protesters Friday when she attempted to enter a DC middle school

if he thinks being president is hard on him, he should see what its doing to us.

Raspberry cordial or we riot!

YOU’LL NEVER BE MEGAN FOLLOWS

Priscilla Presley is not dating Tom Jones.

da fuq is he wearing?

It’s simply disgraceful.

Did the Illuminati pay you for this comment?

Omg I’m so glad you guys posted an article on this. I LOOOOOVED the show. I thought it was amazing.

They want what they pay for.

Mom jeans are never cute. It doesn’t matter how amazing your body is, you can’t wear them.

This was the most inspired move by SNL in a long time. You just know its going to get under EVERYONE’S skin in the Trump Admin. Everyone knows Trump watches SNL like a hawk, here’s hoping next week’s Alec Baldwin ep is 100% Trump jokes. They fucking owe it to us after giving Dear Leader a whole show to himself.

The sooner people realize McCarthy is in the top 5 of the funniest people who ever lived ever the better off we’ll all be.

First I tried ostriching — I didn’t watch, listen to, or read any news from the wee hours of Nov. 9, 2016, until late Jan. 2017. (I’m a live-in helper for someone, so I could avoid most contact with the outside world.) But that was a kinda crazy approach, so now I’ve come up with a much better one:

I see someone is still trying to make Rumor Willis a thing.

He always looks like in a back room his family being held hostage and if he doesn’t convince the press to agree with his boss his youngest child is going to take the first bullet. Just sweaty and shifty and way too desperate.

Based on my years of experience watching movies about art thieves, it may have been to remove the pictures from the frame and roll them up in a tube to carry rather than try to lug the pic+the frame around without getting noticed.

I will never be able to unsee that Miley gif. You, sir, are a monster.

Of all the reasons to hate politics, the hypocrisy of the right on our current and last first ladies is right up there. Melania is on the cover of Vanity Fair eating diamonds and won’t move to DC yet it’s crickets on her because the left is too nice and the right doesn’t care. Michelle Obama asks kids to eat healthy…

The only time I’ve ever looked at my husband like that was when I was very stoned and he brought home Crazy Bread.