My dad used to give me the messiest, craziest braids on our weekend visits. I have some truly hilarious childhood photos with what looks like an animal trying to escape from my head.

Quoting another commenter:  “It’s like The Godfather, except everyone is Fredo.”

I swear to fuckin’ god Bernie

97% of Black Women voters say “No thanks, hard pass.”

He must need another house. 

He literally described himself as an Independent in that press release the other week saying that he was going to give a response to the SOTU in addition to the Democratic response.

On the train, I started to smell something foul. I glanced towards the back where there was a young woman changing a poopy diaper. Not the greatest situation, but I shrugged it off.

I was sitting across from an older gentleman with a viking hat on who was eating dried rice from a bag. A rude adolescent at the time, I couldn’t help but watch him, mouth ajar, since we were sitting parallel. He looked me dead in the eye and spit a combination of rice and mucous across the row and into my mouth.

Hannah B. scares the crap out of me. She’s 100% that girl who used to cry at every sleepover and lock herself in the bathroom until her mom came to get her.

Me every week: This is boring, why do I keep watching this stupid show?!

Boyfriend and I, a bit wine drunk already at that point (you kind of have to be, don’t you?), speculated that Heather’s 8-month boyfriend was definitely getting some on the side, or may have just been kissing other boys. Super great “on paper” dates a girl for 8 months without trying anything? AND she’s not interested…

Eat shit, Ivanka.

I thought it was more of a role-reversal thing.  The rich and privileged sweeping up the crumbs of the masses instead of the other way around.  

“I choose the blather.”

So you’re immune from political commentary if it comes from a woman? Don’t play the misogyny card, crocodile tears aren’t going to shield you from criticism, and it's grotesque that you think you can use your gender against their opinions. You chose this life, to sit at your father’s side and fuel his destruction of…

WHAT is the purpose of having art like that on a yacht?

Man, Trump must have been so excited about all those leftovers. 

Fried chicken at least still tastes good when cold.

I mean. It’s not a contest. Two things can be terrible at the same time. Michael Jackson was a victim and an abuser. He’s not the “real” victim in all this. He’s one victim who abused a separate population of victims.

But you’re getting at something that I’m not seeing in the broader discussion of Me Too, perhaps…

SlimFast Keto Chick is the new Fiji Water Girl