GDAMN IT MACLIN. I need 27 pts from you tonight and that ain't the way to do it...

Seen here showing his number one recruiting tool...

hmmmm.....so, the word 'Peen', Jerry Sandusky, and Michael Jackson on the screen at the same time

hands up against the wall, being subjected to anal intercourse ...

What happened there....

not to be a shameless self-promoter but clearly this won't matter much at some point soon...

In an effort to help ease some of ESPNs pain.... [www.thingsbetterthantebow.com]

G'aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. For shits sake. btw, you do realize we need to pray like all hell that UCLA wins all the games it can and aSSu loses all the games it can because if there's even a shot in hell of them going to the Rosebowl....I may shit twice and die...

U of A!!!!!!!!!!!!!

World, WHY? Funny...I was wondering the same thing...

Hey, I sometimes worry about my play cock too...what with the cost of batteries and all....

26. Arizona State. Despite what most people refer to as 'common sense' ASU continues to be recognized as an educational institution despite doing nothing but educating the student body on how to make it ('make' is used loosely here) in the porn business, how to maintain a nice lawn on your golf course, how to start a…

You had me at 'I can't say "titties" with a straight face'...I can't either. From one sports loving, hip-hop liking, good grade getting, non titty-flashing "bitch" to another, I love you Emma...But you win the 'who's the least pussy with a pussy' contest because I'd be terrified to go there...terrified.

Well for ASU, legacies and standards are sort of the same thing....I think it's the standard that is the legacy...

well of course...I was going to add in 'std's and stupid' that runs in the blood of ASU but figured clearly when someone hears or reads ASU, they already know that and I try to not be redundant, I aim to please.

Colorado and Utah, where the game of football is in their blood. I'm pretty sure it's narcotics and nearly identical dna, respectively.

As I alluded to yesterday...best acting job an ASU'er has given since Courtney Simpson played a non-retarded person in 'Deep Dickin 9'....

Harden's acting was the best performance an ASU'er has given since Courtney Simpson played an actual college graduate in '2 Dicks 1 Hole'

Um....someone already ps'ed that cause there's no way that guy is alive...if he is, that's got to be a bitch to shave

Damn it...I wish I would have gotten this email back in 96...I could have landed myself a pop-tart eating, koozie loving, Coleman owning Kappa Alpha...