I thought UA was the only team that had mastered the art of the choke...

@lauren_jo: really? I'm the only one here with this stuck in my head? Or are we just really paying attention to the close games

I just had sex......and it felt soooooo good......

@twoeightnine: I mean he's no Favre but I sort of expected more...

"Arizona at Carolina. I don't know who's watching this game..." Neither do I

Revelation made last night: Cameron Diaz foretold us that Favre's penis was totally useless. That is all.

@twoeightnine: I can't tell if that's big or not.

@WhynotstartYunieveryday: But the INTERNET told me it was a good idea! I'm pretty sure that would be the worst reason to do something...ever

@ShamrockSean: Apologies nor Jesus helped me to sit down for that next week.

@Walk Off HBP: See I would think this is something that should be "cleared" beforehand (no pun intended). Cause I know for us woman, it's common courtesy to give us fair warning and time to decline, before inserting something into our asses. I learned that the hard way :(

Dumb girl question here...but how would I go ahead and squeeze a guys prostate? I'm surmising this would mean using hand #2 in your ass?

On how often he shaves his head:

@WipeMyPujols: and ye shall receive

@Greek McPapadopoulos: Yes, yes he is...Horatio is very serious about proper eye protection

quick and dirty

@gulag: I was thinking he could use some tips from Dexter Morgan...you know being in Miami and all they've got that current thing...

I knew the real Dexter season finale hadn't aired yet.

With any luck...Klaus

@ClueHeywood: Comm major/business minor. Greekish. Same bar choices except not sure what Bay Horse is and also went to Danny's Baboquivari (no clue how to spell it but it was across the street from my apt for a while). I drank a lot too. Which house?

@gulag: Congrats on your star! I was just wondering when you were going to get one :)